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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Chazz Rheinhold, Dec 4, 2016.

  1. askewshair

    askewshair Well-Known Member

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    You didn't have an Uncle Connor? Storm Connor is closely following Barbara
     
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    We are. We even put up with Wessies.
     
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  3. Bengals Tiger

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    How old was The French Tickler? And does anyone know what caused his demise? R.I.P., Tickles. A sad loss indeed.
     
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  4. BrisbaneTiger

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    What
    Whats wrong with using the old excuse of "Get to ****, it's a woman's job to go out and do the shopping. A mans job is to do other man type things, now off you toddle wench"

    I think that one should sort it for you Ben...
    oh and don't forget to let us know how the punch in the face went when you said it to her
     
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  5. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Haha, I may think it occasionally but it's common knowledge that she had my balls a couple of years back.
     
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  6. askewshair

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    We still get our own way, we just do it in more subtle ways and allow her think she has won. We are that subtle, anyone who knows us think she wins all the time too. :emoticon-0127-lipss:emoticon-0125-mmm:
     
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  7. BrisbaneTiger

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    Cup Cake? WTF..... Why would you make a cake in a cup? What are you going to drink your tea out of if some idiot has but a cake in there first? Must be a big cup as well to get a full cake in. You wouldn't have seen Skeltons selling cakes in cups. How would they get the cream in the middle if it was in a cup ?

    Me: "Good Morning Mrs Skeltons Woman, could i procure one of your finest cream cakes in a cup Please"

    MSW: "Have you had too much to drink again. We can put a cake in a box or a bag, not a cup.
    We are not one of those la de dah Pat-ass-ery places you know"
     
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  8. Bengals Tiger

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    "Pat-ass-ery" ... Luv it. Just luv it! I'll be plagiarizing that, some time soon.
     
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  9. Barchullona

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    I will, however, be plagiarising it.
     
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  10. Bengals Tiger

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    Huh? Erm, OK. Say what?
     
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  11. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    It's Christmas Eve, just dropped youngest at work & my guts off in Starbucks.

    Beer appears a long way off.
     
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  12. askewshair

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    Just had a little brandy in my breakfast coffee. I have to be disciplined now, til meeting Denis's clan at 3pm.
    This site's getting like bloody facebook.
     
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  13. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Like like like lol pmsfl
     
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    Naughty boy:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    A good thought to remember him with. <ok>
     
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  16. The greengrocer

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    Merry Christmas to you all!
     
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  17. Fez

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    A full fry-up in a breadcake was always called a 'heart-attack in a bun' when I did the Satdee morning Bun Run from English St.
    Things evolve; I live in the land of the Stottie and you can get owt you want in them, bloody luvly.
     
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  18. Fez

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    Commiserations :(
     
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    <laugh> In an earlier post I did think Barbara Galante didn't sound quite right.
     
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