What are you doing?

[NSIS]

You had to ask

Think it must have something to do with this...

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[Sweats]

My fav game ever. I've spent over 300 hours on it. [HASHTAG]#sad[/HASHTAG]

I had a paddy over it. Got really far into and the PlayStation broke. So I bought it for my Xbox 18 months ago and haven't played it yet. Same happened with GTA haven't got over the trauma of having to start it all again.

 

[Spurlock]

Starting again...

 

[Sweats]

Should add that I threw the controller at the PlayStation and may have kicked it.

I got to a bit where I had to get across a field of baby dragons or some such **** and kept getting killed by the ****ers. Loads of them.

 

[Chief]

Making a Thai chicken red.

Not very festive admittedly but tasty as ****.

 

[Commachio]

Ni foitball talk.

Making a Thai chicken red.

Not very festive admittedly but tasty as ****.

Eh?

Curious

 

[Chief]

Thai red curry. A chicken one.

Foreign muck.

 

[Commachio]

Thai red curry. A chicken one.

Foreign muck.

Aye.

 

[PINKIE]

Right that's me finished for work for xmas Taking my little un' to the Cinema to see Moana tomorrow, then Ice cream at a local family run farm afterwards.

Having a couple of well earned beers tonight and relaxing listening to this

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@Skylarker @Spurlock

 

[Tobes]

Wow! Your obsession with my wealth is truly astonishing!


You're obviously having fun with this, and I'm bored, so let's play!




In other words, you have nothing to say to direct questions.

Of course, not. You know jack-**** about me or my business.





Mrs HIAG will love you for calling her a super-model!

Don't get me wrong, she's a stunner for her age, but her best years are behind her.

As regards her old Peugeot 307, you seem to be really hung up on this. What the **** has it got to do with anything? I have a client who drives around in a clapped-out Shogun that has rust-spots all over it, and he owns scrapyards and is worth several million quid. I have a multi-millionaire mate who didn't bother renewing his licence when he was banned from driving over ten years ago, and he gets cabs everywhere.

You know nothing about Mrs HIAG, but if you did, you'd understand fully why it is that she isn't up her own arse, and she couldn't give a toss what car she drives. If you knew the role she took in a very prominent children's charity, you'd understand why it is that she goes out of her way to avoid being seen to be flashy.

Not that any of that is any of your business.




Sure thing. Carry on making a complete tit of yourself, Einstein.




It was new to her.

Most people when they get a different car refer to it as their "new" car.

By the way, it has less than 40k miles on the clock, so is still quite new, in any event.




See reply, above.




I didn't buy it.

I don't buy new cars. Why that should be important to you is a complete mystery to me. You are clearly disturbed.




What the hell are you on about? You are clearly confusing a number of different things and getting yourself into a right old state!

I have my own personal collection of cars (well, three, now), and I have a company vehicle. I change my company vehicle every two years, generally, and have done for several years.




You really have no idea what you are talking about, do you!


Just because you are unaware of how some things work, or how some businesses set themselves up does not mean that it doesn't happen in the real World!




I think it's time you got yourself a life away from this forum, Tobes. You are coming across as a dangerous obsessive, worse even than either of Bambi or Pixie.

Can we just make something very clear, here?

Not everything I write on this forum is meant to be taken as gospel truth, and not every snippet I release is either about me or what I do. The fact that you have stored "facts" about me is both hilarious and disturbing. You can be assured that I will seek to take full wum advantage of that fact in future posts.

Oh right Mrs HIAG isn't arsed about motors due to her not wanting to appear flashy due to her charity work - but then wanted an ML350 - I see

I haven't 'stored' anything btw mate, I've just got a great memory, especially when I know someone is talking bullshit. That last paragraph was basically you admitting you were a bullhsitter btw, which I suppose you had to do, as your lies had been caught out, yet again, for the umpteenth time.

Get yourself off to your internet free caravan mate.

 

[PINKIE]

Oh right Mrs HIAG isn't arsed about motors due to her not wanting to appear flashy due to her charity work - but then wanted an ML350 - I see

Ouch.

Charity begins at home right ?

 

[Commachio]

Just when you think Hiag can't possibly look more of a ****. Tobes totally destroys him to a kevel beyond hell.

Ouch.

 

[Stan]

That's odd, as when we spoke about cars in the past, you said you always bought used, as new cars devalued to quick.

Amazing that you bought this ML back from the people you sold it to as well, given that you told us that you were buying it from a dealer, and you'd decided to upgrade your own at the same time.

@PISKIE - you can add this one to his **** up thread mate

Ouch. HIAG owned yet again.

I noticed he also referred to it as the family coastal retreat when he used to claim it was his. Stan was right when he said HIAG was visiting his mammy

 

[Stan]

Tell me you're also doing a large free-range chicken, and I will begin to suspect that you've cribbed my Christmas shopping list!

We'll start soaking the ham tonight.

So when you said "we'll start soaking the ham tonight" what you meant was as you're not yet at the coastal retreat your wife, not "we", will start soaking it but she may not actually be soaking it as you don't know what she does with it.

You're absolutely hopeless at this.

 

[Commachio]

Ouch. HIAG owned yet again.

I noticed he also referred to it as the family coastal retreat when he used to claim it was his. Stan was right when he said HIAG was visiting his mammy

Mammy hiag ensured visions if extreme repulsion. Like a gargoyle giving birth to a litter of cretins, and hiag is the runt.

 

[Stan]

Comeback on what? Your floundering around in the dark about my business activities? There's nothing to "comeback" on.

Let me ask you some questions.

How big is my (main) company?

How many directors sit on the board?

What size shareholding do I own?

Do I employ my own accounts team?

What is my role on the board?

Do I have control of finances?

Are we regulated and tightly audited? Or can we all go off and spend company cash on wives, etc on a pure whim?

How many of our employees have company cars?

Of the total fleet, how many of our employees do you think buy their vehicle off the company when the lease purchase has been paid?

How often do you think the fleet is renewed? Do you think that the higher paid executives get a newer car more often than the lower paid executives?

You seem to be expressing quite an interest and knowledge in the workings of my business affairs, so your replies to these (rather basic) questions will be interesting.

Deltmown

 

[Commachio]

So when you said "we'll start soaking the ham tonight" what you meant was as you're not yet at the coastal retreat your wife, not "we", will start soaking it but she may not actually be soaking it as you don't know what she does with it.

You're absolutely hopeless at this.

As hiag has a transfixtion on Thailand. He should known that Ham translates to cock.

True

 

[FosseFilberto]

So when you said "we'll start soaking the ham tonight" what you meant was as you're not yet at the coastal retreat your wife, not "we", will start soaking it but she may not actually be soaking it as you don't know what she does with it.

You're absolutely hopeless at this.

...that's you on a ban request fcuker

 

[PINKIE]

Ouch. HIAG owned yet again.

I noticed he also referred to it as the family coastal retreat when he used to claim it was his. Stan was right when he said HIAG was visiting his mammy

Maybe he takes responsibility for making sure the Caravan tow hitch is secured as Mrs HIAG tows it back to Basingstoke ?

 

[PINKIE]

Comeback on what? Your floundering around in the dark about my business activities? There's nothing to "comeback" on.

Let me ask you some questions.

How big is my (main) company?

How many directors sit on the board?

What size shareholding do I own?

Do I employ my own accounts team?

What is my role on the board?

Do I have control of finances?

Are we regulated and tightly audited? Or can we all go off and spend company cash on wives, etc on a pure whim?

How many of our employees have company cars?

Of the total fleet, how many of our employees do you think buy their vehicle off the company when the lease purchase has been paid?

How often do you think the fleet is renewed? Do you think that the higher paid executives get a newer car more often than the lower paid executives?

You seem to be expressing quite an interest and knowledge in the workings of my business affairs, so your replies to these (rather basic) questions will be interesting.

^^^^^ rattled into submission