If you don't mind fella, this bantz is a more than a little bit boring. God knows what those browsing must think.
Kemps you watching Jamie Oliver? He's just done Sprouts with Chorizo and chestnuts roasted in the oven
Poncey cockney twat. Oliver, obvz, not you. Water, pan, sprouts, 30 mins, job done. Chorizo and roasting them, ffs.