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overseasTOON

overseasTOON

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You can help.

Everyday, user’s post expletive riven drivel on random thoughts that haven’t been thought out properly; but it doesn’t have to be this way.

50 pence could stop their verbal excreta for a day*
£1 could give them daily access to drugs to help their ongoing battle with Tourette's
£2 could give them access to a Thesaurus**
£5 could get them sucked off ***
£30 could get them laid ****

We can’t get them a life but we can make ours more bearable by getting them offline now and again.

Remember. It’s not you.

Dig deep.

Thank you.

* the price of a Beano hasn’t been checked so it could cost more
** average purchase price on eBay - delivery not included
*** the toothless are cheaper
**** see *** but think mingers
 
overseasTOON said:
You can help.

Everyday, user’s post expletive riven drivel on random thoughts that haven’t been thought out properly; but it doesn’t have to be this way.

50 pence could stop their verbal excreta for a day*
£1 could give them daily access to drugs to help their ongoing battle with Tourette's
£2 could give them access to a Thesaurus**
£5 could get them sucked off ***
£30 could get them laid ****

We can’t get them a life but we can make ours more bearable by getting them offline now and again.

Remember. It’s not you.

Dig deep.

Thank you.

* the price of a Beano hasn’t been checked so it could cost more
** average purchase price on eBay - delivery not included
*** the toothless are cheaper
**** see *** but think mingers
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I prefer the more physical approach of hunting them down like an angry mob with pitch forks and beating them within an inch of their sad existence they call life.

Pain treatment DOES Work!!!
 
give a man a fish and he;ll eat for a day

give RIP Barton's Tash a fish and he'll tell it to **** off for not waving at him
 
SirBR said:
I prefer the more physical approach of hunting them down like an angry mob with pitch forks and beating them within an inch of their sad existence they call life.

Pain treatment DOES Work!!!
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You're in luck. I found a site with a buy 1 get 9 free on pitchforks.

Works out cheaper than the gum job.
 
overseasTOON said:
You're in luck. I found a site with a buy 1 get 9 free on pitchforks.

Works out cheaper than the gum job.
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<laugh>

Shock treatment works for me, have you not see A Clock Work Orange!!!!

That's the problem with society today, these bloody do good tree huggers who've never had kids going around telling me not to hit them. Well you try having one you dumb ****s and you'll soon change your mind.

Less ASBO's more damn good thrashing, that'll put the ****ers right!!!!!
 
£5 could get them sucked off ***
£30 could get them laid ****
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I'll look forward to getting lots of cheques for £35 in the post and giving you all a bit of peace for a few days.
 
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