If you thought that was funny, did I tell you about the iranian guy (with bad English) and the big Scottish chef (heavy accent so bad English too

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Was working for the iranian in a pizza place. The Scot was a chef in prince of Wales hotel. Big fat fella who would pop in for a kebab
Anyway Iranian guy is standing drinking tea. Which they do in glasses and it's not got milk in it. So the Scot comes in and says
"Hope that's black currant" as it did look like whiskey etc
Iranian says (in heavy accent). "**** off you fat Scottish bastard"
Neither understood what the other had said. Luckily I had realised what happenned and was able to make sure the Scot didn't understand the iranian
If you havent figured it the iranian heard "how are you black ****"
And the Scot heard gibberish