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  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    There is always an issue with slang and dialect. My old man was taught proper queens English and although speaks with an accent used to help me out with meanings of words. He's also **** hot at countdown

    But the street lingo throws him and he often jokes "does no one speak English here, anymore"
     
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    <laugh>

    And yeah, it's a bullshit excuse blaming assaults on NHS staff being because of frustration at an inability to speak English. The assaults aren't just against foreign workers anyway, it's across the board. Part of it is drink and drugs, part of it is this sense of entitlement that we were talking about and people getting frustrated because they have to wait and don't get their needs met in what they consider to be a timely manner.

    That comes down to an over stretched and under funded NHS.
     
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  3. Commachio

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    Think about it ffs, All this ****ing text talk, breaking it into spazmo terms etc, chav talk,. no **** speaks English now
     
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    Calm down. And that's just you getting old <laugh>
     
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    And that's without your vegan talk
     
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    Just seen the vdo of the coppers getting a pasting. **** sat in his car giving commentary.

    Now a new law is coming in it seems.Good, stops ****s like that
     
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    You want to talk about aubergines ?
     
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    Do you lubricate them first you hippy ****.
     
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    Depends who it is.
     
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    If you thought that was funny, did I tell you about the iranian guy (with bad English) and the big Scottish chef (heavy accent so bad English too <laugh>)


    Was working for the iranian in a pizza place. The Scot was a chef in prince of Wales hotel. Big fat fella who would pop in for a kebab

    Anyway Iranian guy is standing drinking tea. Which they do in glasses and it's not got milk in it. So the Scot comes in and says

    "Hope that's black currant" as it did look like whiskey etc

    Iranian says (in heavy accent). "**** off you fat Scottish bastard"

    Neither understood what the other had said. Luckily I had realised what happenned and was able to make sure the Scot didn't understand the iranian


    If you havent figured it the iranian heard "how are you black ****"

    And the Scot heard gibberish
     
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    <laugh>

    That whole milk in tea thing is a classic example of British ignorance at other customs and expecting that everybody else should do it because the Brits do. We just cannot fathom how other cultures are aghast at the idea of putting cows milk in your tea.
     
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    Have to say the iranians would put a sugar cube in their mouth and their tea, black and no sugar, over it

    It's fantastic
     
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    Like the Moroccans with mint tea. 5 or 6 teaspoons of sugar in a glass the size of a thimble <laugh>
     
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    So their plan is to come here and kill everyone with a sugar overdose?
     
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    Reckon Dunc will be able to dig out a story about some kind of brown skinned sugar death plot <laugh>
     
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    Dem yoot Dem given us diabetes in it, fam
     
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    Brown sugar, wasnt that the stones..


    they knew, clever bastards
     
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    Yeah I just watched the video too. So there were 2 perps and 2 coppers. Seems like a routine police stop of a car.

    It kicks off, the perps get sprayed and stuff. One is scuffling with a male officer , a fall officer is trying to drag the perp off. Second one sort of jump kicks her, then a guy on a bike stops and helps the police restrain one perp. The other runs away


    So the public DID help but the female copper was badly trained as she was a liability imo
     
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    Don't think anybody would mind with an overdose of that brown sugar mate :tongue:
     
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    wasnt the vdo on the news.. some ****y run up kung fu ****.
     
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