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Toby as you are so "cool" with the dudes on here can you please name 5 posters that you like? And no ,mum would not be disappointed if you tell ...
 
Toby said:
I drunk a whole bottle of whisky in 2 glasses over 5 mins on my 16th bday and tried to go for a swim.

Ended up being fished out of the pool and thrown onto a campbed, where I proceeded to throw up so much that it was about an inch deep.

My mum found me the next morning and still hasn't forgiven me.
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Never mind, there's always your 17th to make amends<ok>

Gambol said:
One Christmas we were walking through the snow up to the pub and saw a guy walking towards us in his scants with his jeans draped over an arm. As he passed us he said "**** maself" and staggered on.
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Belter<laugh>

At a stag do we lost one of the lads. We found him three pubs back sitting in a toilet cubicle out cold, troosers and pants roon his ankles. He'd shat into the toilet and puked up into his troosers and pants.
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That was going to be my story, except I was the one on the pan.

When I managed to get off the bog I pulled my strides up, puke all over the undercarriage. Was the weirdest sensation going for a piss in the morning with no recollection and wondering what all the crustiness was.

<whistle>
 
- SW6 - said:
Never mind, there's always your 17th to make amends<ok>



Belter<laugh>



That was going to be my story, except I was the one on the pan.

When I managed to get off the bog I pulled my strides up, puke all over the undercarriage. Was the weirdest sensation going for a piss in the morning with no recollection and wondering what all the crustiness was.

<whistle>
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<laugh>.
 
- SW6 - said:
Never mind, there's always your 17th to make amends<ok>



Belter<laugh>



That was going to be my story, except I was the one on the pan.

When I managed to get off the bog I pulled my strides up, puke all over the undercarriage. Was the weirdest sensation going for a piss in the morning with no recollection and wondering what all the crustiness was.

<whistle>
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Sw6 you are very good at summing up a thread chap
 
There was a guy I worked with came into work on the Monday morning after his stag weekend. His face was bruised and he had marks on his throat. I asked whit the **** happened. He had gotten stripped by some strippers and one of them had written "you dirty ****er" or some such in lipstick on his back.

When he got home his soon to be missus saw it and kicked his **** in, as well as strangling him with a phone cord.

<laugh>
 
SW <laugh>

I tought some bird I went down on did the same, when I asked she said it was where the last bloke puked<not a true story>
 
the23 said:
Toby as you are so "cool" with the dudes on here can you please name 5 posters that you like? And no ,mum would not be disappointed if you tell ...
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He likes me. But every **** likes me. Am a likable ****.
 
the23 said:
Toby as you are so "cool" with the dudes on here can you please name 5 posters that you like? And no ,mum would not be disappointed if you tell ...
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Nah, cos I'll miss some **** out and offend them.

It's easier to name the *****s that follow me around, but you know who you are <ok>
 
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