Worst Drunk You've Seen.

Toby as you are so "cool" with the dudes on here can you please name 5 posters that you like? And no ,mum would not be disappointed if you tell ...

 

What the ****'s a jakey?

 

An alcoholic.

 

One of my mates was so pissed one night we were stubbing out cigarettes on his legs. He must have at least 30 scars

 

Never mind, there's always your 17th to make amends

Belter

That was going to be my story, except I was the one on the pan.

When I managed to get off the bog I pulled my strides up, puke all over the undercarriage. Was the weirdest sensation going for a piss in the morning with no recollection and wondering what all the crustiness was.

 

fuxake

 

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Sw6 you are very good at summing up a thread chap

 

There was a guy I worked with came into work on the Monday morning after his stag weekend. His face was bruised and he had marks on his throat. I asked whit the **** happened. He had gotten stripped by some strippers and one of them had written "you dirty ****er" or some such in lipstick on his back.

When he got home his soon to be missus saw it and kicked his **** in, as well as strangling him with a phone cord.

 

SW

I tought some bird I went down on did the same, when I asked she said it was where the last bloke puked<not a true story>

 

I didn't know pigs could speak?

<oook>

 

You'll be surprised, some can even type and post on internet forums

<ooook>

 

He likes me. But every **** likes me. Am a likable ****.

 

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No you're not.

 

Are you Toby's mum? I have a semi , so just say yes and describe the Tudor you laid on your pastic covered sofa.... And quickly

 

I mean Tud but this stupid eye pad chose a style of chimney instead, flaccid now

 

Nah, cos I'll miss some **** out and offend them.

It's easier to name the *****s that follow me around, but you know who you are

 

I like me.

 

I was hoping I made the top 5