Worst Accents in the British Isles

[DevAdvocate]

Imagine some of the people here had appeared on Blind Date. I'd love to hear Graham's summing up before the contestant had to pick one of us.

It would go along the lines of "Fookin Ell".

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Imagine some of the people here had appeared on Blind Date. I'd love to hear Graham's summing up before the contestant had to pick one of us.

That would be quality TV.

Imagine STD in his kilt and ginger wig.

 

[DevAdvocate]

That would be quality TV.

Imagine STD in his kilt and ginger wig.

And you on your zimmer frame with wing mirrors.

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

Dundees its own ****ed up dialect pood pood.

Perths is closer to Edinburghs.

Ya ****ebag.

 

[Null]

Dundees its own ****ed up dialect pood pood.

Perths is closer to Edinburghs.

Ya ****ebag.

wannabe dundonian!

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

wannabe dundonian!

Perthshires got too many tory ****ebags like you. It was always going to be a no.

Besides my birth certificate says Southern General, ****ebag.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Perthshires got too many tory ****ebags like you. It was always going to be a no.

Besides my birth certificate says Southern General, ****ebag.

Why does your birth certificate describe you as a ****ebag?

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Perthshires got too many tory ****ebags like you. It was always going to be a no.

Besides my birth certificate says mutated at Barnseville Correctional Facility

Fixed.

 

[Hash.]

Beelfast. Hay diddly didly, diddly diddly hi.

 

[RebelBhoy]

Caark Siddy biy
Dublin
Tyrone
Glasgow

 

[Spook]

I voted Brummie. Stoke is bad as well, my dad's from there and we had to go down there once or twice a year to see his side of the family. Stoke is a right s**thole and the accent suits them.

I'm deeply hurt by the Yorkshire snub as well. Maybe pud thinks it's the best...

 

[Hash.]

Caark Siddy biy
Dublin
Tyrone
Glasgow

Up yours culchie

 

[Archers Road]

I said Brummie. Stoke is bad as well, my dad's from there and we had to go down there once or twice a year to see his side of the family. Stoke is a right ****hole and the accent suits them.

I'm deeply hurt by the Yorkshire snub as well. Maybe pud thinks it's the best...

My ex dragon is from Stoke. Not that they're a bit parochial or anything, but I once silenced an entire pub just by asking for a pint of lager in my Southampton via London accent (admittedly it's a slightly odd mix).

 

[RebelBhoy]

Up yours culchie

I speak proper guv.

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The North Cork accent ain't so great either.

 

[BrAdY]

Belfast or or or brummy

gets up my tits they does

 

[Null]

Pud, why did you put West country and Brummie in the same category ffs they're about as similar as Weegie and ****ney.

Only had 15 options...

 

[Null]

He was acting all PC,he meant Black Country.

Eh...

And aye, I ****ed it up

 

[gas]

Only had 15 options...

You should have put us with Devon, not too dissimilar.

Brummie

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

The London urban 'Wigger' accent. Ya get me, bruv

 

[Mick O'Toon]

You never put Eastern European but have no problem with the burd's accents.