Perthshires got too many tory ****ebags like you. It was always going to be a no. Besides my birth certificate says Southern General, ****ebag.
I voted Brummie. Stoke is bad as well, my dad's from there and we had to go down there once or twice a year to see his side of the family. Stoke is a right s**thole and the accent suits them. I'm deeply hurt by the Yorkshire snub as well. Maybe pud thinks it's the best...
My ex dragon is from Stoke. Not that they're a bit parochial or anything, but I once silenced an entire pub just by asking for a pint of lager in my Southampton via London accent (admittedly it's a slightly odd mix).