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Solsec

Solsec

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Just curious, but has anyone heard anything about him since the move? Any Palace opinion on him? I've literally heard nothing at all about him all season. Does he play? Has he scored?

I'm guessing no, the eyebrow plucking ponce.
 
Solsec said:
Just curious, but has anyone heard anything about him since the move? Any Palace opinion on him? I've literally heard nothing at all about him all season. Does he play? Has he scored?

I'm guessing no, the eyebrow plucking ponce.
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Hes been injured mate so hes hardly played.
 
He played when he first arrived. Got torn to shreds by Palace fans on twitter. Got injured and has never been heard of since.

Best bit of business the club has done in years. I'll give Lee Congeton a little bit of credit for getting Wickham to sign new deal. Thankfully Palace were stupid enough to throw money our way
 
He underwent plastic surgery to look like Cabaye.

He then kidnapped the frenchman and hid him in his private room at The Tugboat. A well known gay club near Kings Cross.

He donned Cabayes shirt but all this effort was to no avail. But as much as a giant sea slug he is Pardew can sometimes tell if a person can play football and was not fooled by the prancing Wickham and he told him to **** off and return the proper french ****ter to the training ground.

Wixkham is now rumoured to be watching Emile Heskey for footballing tips.
 
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Setting the world alight then. It'll be interesting to watch how his career unfolds. My prediction is that he'll end up settling as a David Nugent type in his mid-late 20's playing mid championship level. You'll hear his name in the FA cup from time to time or the odd playoff run. What a waste.
 
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Solsec said:
Setting the world alight then. It'll be interesting to watch how his career unfolds. My prediction is that he'll end up settling as a David Nugent type in his mid-late 20's playing mid championship level. You'll hear his name in the FA cup from time to time or the odd playoff run. What a waste.
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Really it is, especially considering the state of English forwards over the last few years. MAde of glass (welbeck, sturidge) or way over rated (kane?). Imagine if he had had Vardys' desire... what a beast he would have been
 
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We need to keep Congers in my opinion he has shifted some dross out of the club, it is as important as singning quality imo.
 
clockstander said:
We need to keep Congers in my opinion he has shifted some dross out of the club, it is as important as singning quality imo.
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Why not give him a mad performance based contract and separate budget.

Say 30 % of profit you make on players you bring in. On a rolling (Year on Year) basis make 10m on one but lose 9m on another then 300k is your lot.
 
SC SAFC said:
Why not give him a mad performance based contract and separate budget.

Say 30 % of profit you make on players you bring in. On a rolling (Year on Year) basis make 10m on one but lose 9m on another then 300k is your lot.
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Cos he.s done what to deserve it?
 
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Cos he.s done what to deserve it?
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well is influence is a point of contention for many.

But shifting Jozy / Whickham (who i wish we had back now)

Bringing in defoe and watmore

But a performance based contract would be a just be just that. Not Bring us in quality 1st teamers **** off , or don't make us loads of coin you dont get paid.
 
SC SAFC said:
well is influence is a point of contention for many.

But shifting Jozy / Whickham (who i wish we had back now)

Bringing in defoe and watmore

But a performance based contract would be a just be just that. Not Bring us in quality 1st teamers **** off , or don't make us loads of coin you dont get paid.
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Sorry. Dont know where the Watmore part comes into it.


Defoe for that useless **** is his saving grace. And thats wearing thin.
 
clockstander said:
M'Villa, Lens, Toy; Defo, and even YK are good aditions to the team allthough its not enough he has spent very little, and Jozy and Whicks out has been sound imo.
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Defend him all you want. A few loans and got lucky with the yanks.


Can we look at the league table again.
 
SC SAFC said:
well is influence is a point of contention for many.

But shifting Jozy / Whickham (who i wish we had back now)

Bringing in defoe and watmore

But a performance based contract would be a just be just that. Not Bring us in quality 1st teamers **** off , or don't make us loads of coin you dont get paid.
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Er. . . . .what?
. . . . really?

best case scenario I thought was one day move the training ground & stadium, and tell everyone except Whickham.
 
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