Gone for Rosie for the following reasons:
Attitude: I think under Rosie we should have some bite in the tackle, and Parker will be like a terrier in midfield.
Fitness: We've lost the plot with all this sports science. Back to basics. Frisbee.
Defending: Rosie will sniff out danger from miles away.
Vision: Dogs bad vision will make make it easier for Rosie to turn a blind eye to the deficiencies in our squad
Beckham: We can now bring him back because we'd have someone able to understand his high pitched voice.
The Trophy: If all else fails Rosie can nick the trophie like Pickles (the little ****er didn't locate it, he'd had it all along)