Ok ok no more speeches..
Did I ever tell you about my maggot farming business in Spennymoor and how we moved them around in the dead of night..
Interesting little things maggots, used to import our male spunk merchants from Antibes in the South of France, sent a headhunter down there a few years ago and haven't seen him since. Can't remember his name but he was a right Joe Pesci, good at mitigation but a right ****ing clown when pist. If you see him, tell him to **** off, we don't need security anymore, we have taught the maggots how to fight..![]()

Joe you just lost my vote! 
Smug, you got a stalker!

Ok ok no more speeches..
Did I ever tell you about my maggot farming business in Spennymoor and how we moved them around in the dead of night..
Interesting little things maggots, used to import our male spunk merchants from Antibes in the South of France, sent a headhunter down there a few years ago and haven't seen him since. Can't remember his name but he was a right Joe Pesci, good at mitigation but a right ****ing clown when pist. If you see him, tell him to **** off, we don't need security anymore, we have taught the maggots how to fight..![]()
One of a long list who came, saw and got knacked .......... I can take care of these ****ers with one arm tied behind me back![]()
just one guiness probably![]()

Good man. Im pissed now but that ****er wound me up. And I never ever rise to it usually. Maybe just 1 Guinness to many tonight!
These stalkers always use up their entire wit in a few posts and are then stranded on the beach flapping around like a halibut gasping for breath ........ I don't even have to make an effort tbh.
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I don't understand your point Joe, are you saying I'm a clown ...... if so then please explain why and I'll consider it carefully.
One of a long list who came, saw and got knacked .......... I can take care of these ****ers with one arm tied behind me back![]()
But which style, that is the question..
I asked this very question yesterday over on general chat
This is for Welder, so please nobody click on it then complain, it's even going in the nsfw, so the mods don't have a go.
Warning it is a link to porn pictures, so no complaining, as you have been warned.
[NSFW]http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/236489-Shaved-Hairy-or-just-a-bit[/NSFW]
Tell you what, I'm a bit pist tonight but I brought Syd here who brought you lot here, I read early doors, evenings so if you are stuck I'll do it. No ****ing mercy mind and any complaints then I'm in the upstairs bay window at the companions club..
Seriously, I'll do it..
Nice one Joe, got my vote, you'll do a great job.
..TBH I just couldn't dedicate the time needed as things still very up in the air at home. Out of the names mentioned I would go for Disco, he's level headed and a sound poster who I think would do a great job..Thanks welder but I was well oiled last night and writing my usual waffle..TBH I just couldn't dedicate the time needed as things still very up in the air at home. Out of the names mentioned I would go for Disco, he's level headed and a sound poster who I think would do a great job..
Well you have my vote as well marra..You have all the attributes required as far as I'm concerned..Much obliged Mr Joe. Let's face it, being a mod has never been one of my life goals but to be recommended by a bloke like yourself means a lot. I've said I'll do it if they need me.
Well you have my vote as well marra..You have all the attributes required as far as I'm concerned..
Well you have my vote as well marra..You have all the attributes required as far as I'm concerned..