Who Cracks First?

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Tel said:
You’re welcome to demonstrate to the world where I ‘Lost my ****’ if you like... go ahead... we’ll wait here bro.
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I don’t think you’d normally crack up over a boiled prawn. Maybe you would. First world problems Tel.
 
Tobes said:
Day 13 of lockdown. We’ve got BEEF over prawn stock.

There’s no way we’re coming out of this without losing some good men on the battlefield.
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No beef bro, Stan just didn’t like people saying his food stank, he must be struggling with confinement as these small things should usually wash right off his back.

We can move on, no need to stick that tag on his toe just yet.
 
Tel said:
No beef bro, Stan just didn’t like people saying his food stank, he must be struggling with confinement as these small things should usually wash right off his back.

We can move on, no need to stick that tag on his toe just yet.
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I didn’t post a pic of the food. You decided it was disgusting as you didn’t like the idea of it. How stock is made seemed to be a revelation to you. Turns out you’ve been eating it for years! <laugh>
 
Stan said:
I didn’t post a pic of the food. You decided it was disgusting as you didn’t like the idea of it. How stock is made seemed to be a revelation to you. Turns out you’ve been eating it for years! <laugh>
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Stan rants and puts a <laugh> at the end to suggest he’s not on the verge of a nervous breakdown over a couple of lads sniggering at his boiled prawn shells.
 
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I’m surprised Comms pic of his latest offering of some fish finger plus burger burnt combo didn’t draw fire away from [HASHTAG]#prawnstockgate[/HASHTAG] tbh.
 
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Tel said:
Stan rants and puts a <laugh> at the end to suggest he’s not on the verge of a nervous breakdown over a couple of lads sniggering at his boiled prawn shells.
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Surely you mean ladz, Tel. <laugh> <laugh> <cool> <laugh>

Stay cool bro. :afro:
 
Tobes said:
I missed that. I had a quick gander this morning and saw it had grown pages of largely herb inspired rap videos posted so skipped it.
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The food thread is the perfect place for MOBO imo. Diversity. Boiled Prawn skin meets Wu Tang. Fried Burgers and Mushrooms meets Bob Dylan.

I know Bob Dylan isn’t MOBO but... equality.
 
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Stan said:
<laugh> <laugh> A voucher for The Shere Khan in Rusholme. They do a special stock free menu for their more sensitive clients. <laugh> <laugh>

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Side splitting.

Why would I eat something from Rusholme? Oh right you’re trying the poor peoples food thing again.... ha.
 
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Tel said:
Side splitting.

Why would I eat something from Rusholme? Oh right you’re trying the poor peoples food thing again.... ha.
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I’ve eaten many curries in Rusholme Tel. Don’t be such a snob. :angry:
 
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