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Who Cracks First?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Apr 2, 2020.

  1. O'l Gravy Leg

    O'l Gravy Leg Well-Known Member

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    yeah DHL that **** to Helsinki <laugh>

    Ever hear of +1? man it's the best **** you'll ever smoke


    You gotta get it of Arsene Wenger though
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    It’s the Weed talkin now Sisu
     
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  3. O'l Gravy Leg

    O'l Gravy Leg Well-Known Member

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    a reference to the Suarez deal offer <laugh>
     
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  4. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Well that read was fun <laugh>
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    What channel?
     
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  6. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    can anyone read arabic?
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Post it up, I’ll have a go <ok>
     
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  8. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    That says “I don’t care if Newcastle girls bang like ****house doors in a gale, the deal is off. That **** Mike Ashley is trying to mug us off so **** him, let’s buy Pompey instead (@pompeymeowth )
     
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  10. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    yeah I had something similar
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Google Translate bruv <ok>
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    @Stan defo cracked last night... he went incandescent over a couple of folk laughing at his prawn shell broth, resorting to telling people they’re poor and shop at rancid takeaways and that he makes better food than Wolfgang Puck. I’m feeling benevolent today, so he can recover and enjoy his weekend without further ridicule.
     
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  13. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Ch4

    2 programmes in...I think it’s a 3 parter

    You’ll have to watch it on catch up I think
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Never mind that old bollocks...

    Who the **** is Wolfgang Puck?
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Works in my local Dixy Chicken bro.
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    <laugh> I missed that because I've got the creepy **** on ignore. Post up the pic so I can show all my mates for a laugh.<ok>
     
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  17. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Show all your mates? They must look forward to you rocking up.
     
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  18. Stan

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    I thought you losing your **** about someone making prawn stock was a sign that life indoors had finally broken you. Funny that.
     
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  19. Stan

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    Remember to stay 2metres away from them Skiddy. So they can’t smell the stale alcohol.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You’re welcome to demonstrate to the world where I ‘Lost my ****’ if you like... go ahead... we’ll wait here bro.
     
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