Which player do you think will be first to leave?

[Beardsley's Rancid Sack]

Its no good crying about it. You all got on Mike's case about our great leader Pards, so he has brought in the help. Fair enough that help is a drunken old looney with a dodgy ticker, but you were all bandying around different names, he clearly felt it had to be someone who hadn't been mentioned to keep the peace and ensure there was no favouritism.

I don't know, he's damned if he does, and damned if he doesn't.

Pardew might do the only decent thing left open to him and charge into the cafe, strapped with an explosive device screaming 'PARDS AKBAR' while Joe is eating his fourth kebab and blows the place to bits. The man would become a hero, maybe even get a statue outside SJP for his heroic act.

 

[lady-eleanor]

Cabaye

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Pardew might do the only decent thing left open to him and charge into the cafe, strapped with an explosive device screaming 'PARDS AKBAR' while Joe is eating his fourth kebab and blows the place to bits. The man would become a hero, maybe even get a statue outside SJP for his heroic act.

That is just not on mate, you've crossed the line. Joe can't eat kebabs anymore you insenstive bastard

 

[Keith Fit]

Cabaye. The fact three-time LMA Manager Award winner Joe Kinnear, who signed Krul & Perch at NUFC, signed John Hartson "on a free" (actually £7.5m) for Wimbledon and sold Robbie Earle (who retired the season after Kinnear left), claims he will certainly NOT be sold makes me think so.

With Joke in charge, we'll probably have lost £10m from his valuation an 'all.

 

[Gordonthetoony]

The lunatics have finally taken over the asylum.

 

[C19RK73]

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[Nads]

Everybody seems to be tightening their belts, £20m might be a bit too steep now. I'd rather see him stay and help drive us forward. One can but hope.

Tightening belts, and Cabab, genuis mate