Where's MackemRule???

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That's what Osca said to Syd ;)


Hahahaha. Brill.




Had one last year mate, pain was more than ive had in my life, they knocked me out, and went up me dick end with a thumper a sonic sound on a fiber optic, which goes all the way up to the point where its stuck and wont piss out, no scar no signs of anything wrong.

takes 2 days to get back to normal, so all the best mate.

Shows how much explaining they did before they put in the bypass, I was looking for a scar when I came round.
It was the ward sister told me it was all done through my dick. :p

They're going in the same way but have warned me they may have to cut as there is a few stones to get too.
Told them they can do what the **** they like as long as I don't get the pain again.
 
Hahahaha. Brill.




Shows how much explaining they did before they put in the bypass, I was looking for a scar when I came round.
It was the ward sister told me it was all done through my dick. :p

They're going in the same way but have warned me they may have to cut as there is a few stones to get too.
Told them they can do what the **** they like as long as I don't get the pain again.


Guess I'll eat tomorrow. Wasn't looking forward to dinner anyway.
 
Shows how much explaining they did before they put in the bypass, I was looking for a scar when I came round.
It was the ward sister told me it was all done through my dick. :p

They're going in the same way but have warned me they may have to cut as there is a few stones to get too.
Told them they can do what the **** they like as long as I don't get the pain again.

They could always just take a sledgehammer to your kidneys...
 
Any kidney stone sufferers who feel hard done by should look up Samuel Pepys if they're not already familiar with him. Now there's a story about Kidney stones.
 
mate they don't need to cut, the sonic endoscope brakes them down so you can piss them out, if you allow cutting you could turn out a Jaffa seedless, you may have to repeat the next day with the sonic, if there are a few of the buggers, but if you doped up, nowts a bother, don't let them cut without knowing the percentages first mate.