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Where's MackemRule???

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Disco, Jun 6, 2011.

  1. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Hahahaha. Brill.




    Shows how much explaining they did before they put in the bypass, I was looking for a scar when I came round.
    It was the ward sister told me it was all done through my dick. :p

    They're going in the same way but have warned me they may have to cut as there is a few stones to get too.
    Told them they can do what the **** they like as long as I don't get the pain again.
     
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  2. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Or in my case parking my T5 in a double garage.:bandit:
     
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  3. Disco

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    Guess I'll eat tomorrow. Wasn't looking forward to dinner anyway.
     
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  4. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    They could always just take a sledgehammer to your kidneys...
     
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  5. Disco

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    Had clamps put in it or something? Your garage, not your T5...
     
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  6. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    Oh, and just make sure it's not this guy -

    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. Disco

    Disco Guest

    Any kidney stone sufferers who feel hard done by should look up Samuel Pepys if they're not already familiar with him. Now there's a story about Kidney stones.
     
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  8. Wherewereyou

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    I'm quite partial to Steak & Kidney Pudding.
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    mate they don't need to cut, the sonic endoscope brakes them down so you can piss them out, if you allow cutting you could turn out a Jaffa seedless, you may have to repeat the next day with the sonic, if there are a few of the buggers, but if you doped up, nowts a bother, don't let them cut without knowing the percentages first mate.
     
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  10. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Is he the one who makes the Human Centipede or the film director?
     
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