He’s not tall enough!One place elfs wont be and that's at the bar
He’s not tall enough!One place elfs wont be and that's at the bar
The only bar you see is....is you're barred.One place elfs wont be and that's at the bar
@lardiman is fair minded, you're on very thin ice.I’m on
Im only joshing mate - sorry the weather didn’t warm up for you
For what ?? It’s not my fault they have height restrictions in Whitstable pubs@lardiman is fair minded, you're on very thin ice.

Firm.I have been neglecting my duty lately but here is a clip of Toyah making good use of body paint
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Strangely enough, last night was the first time I've been pissed for ages. Sober is better.It's great to be stone cold sober posting this on a Saturday night/Sunday morning.
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Celebrating the Wales result ?Strangely enough, last night was the first time I've been pissed for ages. Sober is better.
Stone cold sober and still up at 01:25am ?It's great to be stone cold sober posting this on a Saturday night/Sunday morning.
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Yep, only had five drinks all day.Stone cold sober and still up at 01:25am ?
Well I was pissed and walking the dog at 12:30amYep, only had five drinks all day.

I hope you did not lose the pooch.Well I was pissed and walking the dog at 12:30am![]()
No he’s the one that knew the way home !I hope you did not lose the pooch.

Every day’s a holiday for him , TC ? Who are ya ?Summer holidays maybe?
TC's been gone for ages - but nobody's missing him![]()
I like TC, he's very predictable so you at least we'll get some jousting when Charlton lose.Summer holidays maybe?
TC's been gone for ages - but nobody's missing him![]()
Glad to see your back wee manI like TC, he's very predictable so you at least we'll get some jousting when Charlton lose.
As in Glad to see the back of you,Glad to see your back wee man