Where is Elfs
- Thread starter DickPlumb
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How are the ground-hopping plans Elfs... are there any non-league matches allowed to start soon?
I hope you're feeling well enough to enjoy watching a game or two.
Been going, public rec grounds fans can watch, but private grounds no.
Health wise mate all is
Glad to hear that mateBeen going, public rec grounds fans can watch, but private grounds no.
Health wise mate all is
Elfs your constant absence on a Saturday morning has been noted and a letter is now required to explain your actions 
Grafting this morning, sadly. Off next SaturdayElfs your constant absence on a Saturday morning has been noted and a letter is now required to explain your actions
I have been neglecting my duty lately but here is a clip of Toyah making good use of body paint
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The vocals in this one are worse than usual but who's listening?
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I’ll tell you where he is ... he’s down in bloody Whitstable stalking me 
- I’m going out in the car to a country pub without a bus route , that’ll fuke him up
- I’m going out in the car to a country pub without a bus route , that’ll fuke him up
When Elfs gets home, here's today's accompaniment to his never-ending box of tissues:
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A 'new' member has joined called AntiSocialCoont', I wonder who that isI’ll tell you where he is ... he’s down in bloody Whitstable stalking me
I’m on
Im only joshing mate - sorry the weather didn’t warm up for youA 'new' member has joined called AntiSocialCoont', I wonder who that is