Where is Elfs

Elfs you’ve gone very quiet again - have we lost the 0.5 of our membership?

 

You guys are not that lucky.

 

How are the ground-hopping plans Elfs... are there any non-league matches allowed to start soon?
I hope you're feeling well enough to enjoy watching a game or two.

 

Been going, public rec grounds fans can watch, but private grounds no.
Health wise mate all is

 

Glad to hear that mate

 

Elfs your constant absence on a Saturday morning has been noted and a letter is now required to explain your actions

 

Grafting this morning, sadly. Off next Saturday

 

I have been neglecting my duty lately but here is a clip of Toyah making good use of body paint

 

The vocals in this one are worse than usual but who's listening?

 

And, finally, do the eyes follow you round the room?

 

Any Lulu stuff @The Pub Landlord

 

You are a naughty naughty boy Elfs!

 

I'd be more than naughty with them two GILF's.

 

I’ll tell you where he is ... he’s down in bloody Whitstable stalking me - I’m going out in the car to a country pub without a bus route , that’ll fuke him up

 

When Elfs gets home, here's today's accompaniment to his never-ending box of tissues:

 

A 'new' member has joined called AntiSocialCoont', I wonder who that is

 

Respect (and jealousy)to her geezer.

 

I’m on

Im only joshing mate - sorry the weather didn’t warm up for you

 

One place elfs wont be and that's at the bar