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Discussion in 'Charlton' started by DickPlumb, Jun 17, 2019.

  1. Smudger603

    Smudger603 Well-Known Member

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    Elfs you’ve gone very quiet again - have we lost the 0.5 of our membership?
     
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  2. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    You guys are not that lucky.
     
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  3. lardiman

    lardiman The truth is out there
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    How are the ground-hopping plans Elfs... are there any non-league matches allowed to start soon?
    I hope you're feeling well enough to enjoy watching a game or two.
     
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  4. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    Been going, public rec grounds fans can watch, but private grounds no.
    Health wise mate all is <party>
     
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  5. Smudger603

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    Glad to hear that mate
     
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  6. Smudger603

    Smudger603 Well-Known Member

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    Elfs your constant absence on a Saturday morning has been noted and a letter is now required to explain your actions :angry:
     
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  7. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    Grafting this morning, sadly. Off next Saturday<cheers>
     
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  8. The Pub Landlord

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    I have been neglecting my duty lately but here is a clip of Toyah making good use of body paint
     
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  9. The Pub Landlord

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    The vocals in this one are worse than usual but who's listening?
     
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  10. The Pub Landlord

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    And, finally, do the eyes follow you round the room?
     
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  11. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart<yikes>
     
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  12. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    You are a naughty naughty boy Elfs!
     
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  14. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    I'd be more than naughty with them two GILF's.
     
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  15. Smudger603

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    I’ll tell you where he is ... he’s down in bloody Whitstable stalking me <laugh> - I’m going out in the car to a country pub without a bus route , that’ll fuke him up
     
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  16. The Pub Landlord

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    When Elfs gets home, here's today's accompaniment to his never-ending box of tissues:
     
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  17. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    A 'new' member has joined called AntiSocialCoont', I wonder who that is<laugh>
     
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  18. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    Respect (and jealousy)to her geezer.
     
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  19. Smudger603

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    I’m on
    Im only joshing mate - sorry the weather didn’t warm up for you
     
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  20. Clb74

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    One place elfs wont be and that's at the bar
     
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