How are the ground-hopping plans Elfs... are there any non-league matches allowed to start soon? I hope you're feeling well enough to enjoy watching a game or two.
Elfs your constant absence on a Saturday morning has been noted and a letter is now required to explain your actions
I’ll tell you where he is ... he’s down in bloody Whitstable stalking me - I’m going out in the car to a country pub without a bus route , that’ll fuke him up