Where is Elfs
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I'm moving out there........so I can be of average height.
Try Borneo, you might even be above average. A lot of the animals there are small too- they even have pygmy elephants, pygmy squirrels too.The moths are huge though.
That's a bit squirrelist. It's not their fault they look like one or two individuals.
Apologies in advance to @The mighty Elfsborg ...
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two hookers and take them back to their separate hotel rooms. When they get there, the first dwarf strips down but no matter how hard he tries, he is unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE … UUHhhh!!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first whispers back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."
The second dwarf shakes his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!"
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two hookers and take them back to their separate hotel rooms. When they get there, the first dwarf strips down but no matter how hard he tries, he is unable to get an erection. His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE … UUHhhh!!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first whispers back, "It was so embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."
The second dwarf shakes his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!"
Here’s @The mighty Elfsborg in Bromley High St last night.
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Very sensible.
It's scary how many people walk out in front of traffic on dark evenings wearing black or other drab colours.
I've had a few near-misses, which would have been avoided if pedestrians weren't impersonating ninjas.
It's scary how many people walk out in front of traffic on dark evenings wearing black or other drab colours.
I've had a few near-misses, which would have been avoided if pedestrians weren't impersonating ninjas.
@Clb74
My retirement beauty sleep was interrupted early this morning by a panic stricken text message from @The mighty Elfsborg . The poor little bloke was enduring a hazardous commute to work
I worried about him for a full 4 seconds before turning over in my nice warm bed and going back to sleep.
My retirement beauty sleep was interrupted early this morning by a panic stricken text message from @The mighty Elfsborg . The poor little bloke was enduring a hazardous commute to work
I worried about him for a full 4 seconds before turning over in my nice warm bed and going back to sleep.
I have never gone along with the view Kojak is cold and heartless, this post shows she is all heart.@Clb74
My retirement beauty sleep was interrupted early this morning by a panic stricken text message from @The mighty Elfsborg . The poor little bloke was enduring a hazardous commute to work
I worried about him for a full 4 seconds before turning over in my nice warm bed and going back to sleep.