Off Topic Where is Elfs

Set up a go-fund-me page. Most of the causes on there are scams so this would fit right in.

 

Ffs

 

Over here, queue jumping happens a lot

Mrs Elfs and me went out for something to eat, normally the waiters/garcons as known over here, come to you to pay.

On this occasion I went to the till, a woman with seemingly her mother, were paying so I waited. A man came in connected to the couple had a receipt to pay. Clearly, for the fat ginger prick I was waiting to pay, but he went to pay.

I could not be bothered with the Portuguese and said " I'm next". The woman came out with "oh meu dieus ele Inglese" Translated oh my God, he's English! I did not respond as I would have been rude. I paid my bill next though

 

A left hook to the penis might have done the trick?

 

He couldn’t reach any higher

 

According to a poster on another forum @Elfsborg från Borås has a small penis ?

I hate to raise the size of a much respected 606 member’s appendage , so I didn’t, I mentioned Elfs instead.

 

The same size as your nose, 6"