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[Thomas The Cat]

The Robot Sex Dolphin!

 

[Otto Flayshow]

One of my favourite Angus Deayton lines on HIGNFY was:

Sting can make sex last for up to six hours...and even longer if he's with someone.

 

[EDGE]

According to you, EDGE, you're no Sting yourself

I'm fine when pished.

**** when sober.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Is it true that Sting shagged his wife for a fortnight during one weekend?

One of my favourite Angus Deayton lines on HIGNFY was:

Sting can make sex last for up to six hours...and even longer if he's with someone.

Why the **** would you want to pound away for hours and hours though? I don't get it. Even for the bird, surely she starts to get sore after a while?

I'm fine when pished.

**** when sober.

I'm alright when pissed, but then the wife is usually pissed at that point too so it doesn't matter how long I go for, she's not going to cum. If not pissed, it's a bit of a lottery. I suppose it depends on how recently I've ****ed/shagged.

 

[Thomas The Cat]

I'm fine when pished.

**** when sober.

Nobody what to hear your greeting about your problems.

 

[Zico]

Sting does the Tantric shaggin.
That means you don't actually shag, you just think about it for about six days.

I'm doing it at the moment.

 

[EDGE]

Nobody what to hear your greeting about your problems.

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