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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Jul 13, 2011.

  1. Thomas The Cat

    Thomas The Cat Well-Known Member

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    The Robot Sex Dolphin!
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    One of my favourite Angus Deayton lines on HIGNFY was:

    Sting can make sex last for up to six hours...and even longer if he's with someone.
     
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  3. EDGE

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    I'm fine when pished.

    **** when sober.
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Why the **** would you want to pound away for hours and hours though? I don't get it. Even for the bird, surely she starts to get sore after a while?

    I'm alright when pissed, but then the wife is usually pissed at that point too so it doesn't matter how long I go for, she's not going to cum. If not pissed, it's a bit of a lottery. I suppose it depends on how recently I've ****ed/shagged.
     
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  5. Thomas The Cat

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    Nobody what to hear your greeting about your problems.
     
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  6. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    Sting does the Tantric shaggin.
    That means you don't actually shag, you just think about it for about six days.

    I'm doing it at the moment.
     
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  7. EDGE

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