What would you do?

[Sucky]

No idea mate

Id ask ya gal again but I deleted her number.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Id ask ya gal again but I deleted her number.

Good

 

[O'l Gravy Leg.]

Who'd like to be a weight watchers bike saddle for a day?

 

[Sucky]

Who'd like to be a weight watchers bike saddle for a day?

@Spurlock

 

[O'l Gravy Leg.]

If you was a woman for a day (a real one not a bloke dressed as one)
No lie I'm fingering the **** out of myself 1st thing, play with the tiddys 2nd, prrobably some chocolate 3rd.

So if @Suckmyklopp was a woman for a day he'd **** absolutely no one and play with him(her)self
I fail to see the novel aspect

Im not gay bruv, just a woman for the day.
Why would I want dick? I got one.
You aint thought about this enough bro.
Just reading this back and I think what your saying is your up for some dick if you had a vagina.
Which is cool.

Yeh i dont think that turned out the way you wanted

It was you that went straight from "playing with yourself" to "cock". Being a lesbo for a day never occurred to you
[HASHTAG]#outed[/HASHTAG]

 

[Sucky]

It was you that went straight from "playing with yourself" to "cock". Being a lesbo for a day never occurred to you
[HASHTAG]#outed[/HASHTAG]

Nah mate your post implied cock.

"if he was a woman he'd not **** anyone and play with himself all day"


I just said it 1st

 

[O'l Gravy Leg.]

 

[Quesadaad]

If you was a woman for a day (a real one not a bloke dressed as one)

No lie I'm fingering the **** out of myself 1st thing, play with the tiddys 2nd, prrobably some chocolate 3rd.
Wha bout you lads?

Thread dedicated to @pompeymeowth 's strong and independent vagina.

Sell my lady V to a sheikh for 100 g’s
Spend a grand on hypnotherapy to forget about it.
Turn back into a dude and spend 99 grand on coke and hookers.


[HASHTAG]#winning[/HASHTAG]

 

[O'l Gravy Leg.]

Nah mate your post implied cock.

"if he was a woman he'd not **** anyone and play with himself all day"


I just said it 1st

You said you'd play with your bits

When I slated you for not shagging, you went straight to "I'm not gay".

Only a closet gay would never have thought of shagging other women, and went straight to a denial "i'm no gay"

 

[Spurlock]

Sisu got Sucky there

 

[O'l Gravy Leg.]

Sisu got Sucky there

Truth is, it's Sucky's secret love of the cock that made him create this thread.
Even his name screams 'closet gay'.

 

[O'l Gravy Leg.]

"If you could be someone who likes cock for a day, what would you do"

is essentially what this thread was really about

 

[O'l Gravy Leg.]

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Ghetto photoshop right there

 

[Tobes]

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[Treble]

 

[Sucky]

I'm down with the homos.

Aint a thang

 

[Treble]

I'm down with the homos.

Aint a thang

Fwiw I think you'd make a lovely woman mate.

A definite widne but still

 

[Sucky]

Fwiw I think you'd make a lovely woman mate.

A definite widne but still

Thanks mate but id be taken anyway.

 

[duggie2000]

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Nice selfie

 

[Treble]

Thanks mate but id be taken anyway.

I'd be happy for you and Fosse bro.

But you'd only be another notch on his bedpost yagetme