What would you do?

If you was a woman for a day (a real one not a bloke dressed as one)

No lie I'm fingering the **** out of myself 1st thing, play with the tiddys 2nd, prrobably some chocolate 3rd.
Wha bout you lads?

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I bet that gets messy.

But tastes nice.

 

Why dark?

Melts slower?

Can't be the taste cos it tastes like ****.

 

I’d go and have lots of lesbian sex I think

 

It's gotta be Nutella or galaxy for me when strumming the shetar.

Especially for my 1st time

 

This is good.


Its very good actually.


You going for the fat truck driving lumberjack shirt wearing man lezzers or the buff ones from pornhub?

 

Can't wait to hear what @FosseFilberto would do.

Probs go to spa and get his toenails filed

 

@pompeymeowth

What you doing tomorrow if you wake up with a penis?

Lets go!

(it's not a panic penis, it will be gone in 24hrs)

 

So if @Suckmyklopp was a woman for a day he'd **** absolutely no one and play with him(her)self

I fail to see the novel aspect

 

Im not gay bruv, just a woman for the day.

Why would I want dick? I got one.

You aint thought about this enough bro.


Just reading this back and I think what your saying is your up for some dick if you had a vagina.

Which is cool.

 

Interesting theory, but wouldn't I have to want to be a woman for a day first, for that logic to pan out?

and if I had no choice but to, lesbo all the way, you'd have 3 bbc in you, ye phagget

 

Yeh i dont think that turned out the way you wanted

 

@captain wrong can tell you all you need to know

 

No idea mate