Off Topic what winds you up?

[Commachio]

**** off ya mong

Wait till i see ya sisters rug.

 

[Billy Death]

What winds me up?

The slag that lives over the road from me.
Her neanderthal husband I can put up with but her..................
I'd have her shot dead along with her **** kids if I could.

Drivers.
Now I don't drive anymore due to epilepsy but............................

****ers who break their necks to get past you & then slow right down.
Or the opposite. Some **** trundling along & then floor it when you pull out to overtake.
Bastards who can't indicate - like you just have to guess where they're going.
****s who can't get into lane at roundabouts.

Lazy, pig ignorant dog owners.........
PICK YOUR ****ING DOG'S **** UP & DROP IT IN THE BIN YOU LAZY BASTARDS!!!!!!!!
T H E R E ' S N O F U C K I N G N E E D F O R I T!!!!!!!

Litter droppers. Just ignorant, idle bastards really.

I'll think of some more later.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

People who come round to your house and talk non-stop about themselves as loud as they possibly can.

 

[rooch 3]

Cyclists.

****ing cyclists bastards the lot of them big small fat thin ****ing hate the 5 a breast bastards.

 

[rooch 3]

When your finger goes through the toilet paper

I chopped my finger end off in a digger bucket and you would not believe how hard that makes it to wipe your arse.

 

[Blunham Mackem]

I chopped my finger end off in a digger bucket and you would not believe how hard that makes it to wipe your arse.

Hardly surprising you lost a finger, wiping your arse with a digger bucket!

 

[grandpops]

Hardly surprising you lost a finger, wiping your arse with a digger bucket!

That must been some curry.

 

[crumble bungle]

People who say who they would like to have a beer with and miss me out, ****ers, going to bed now in the huff

 

[farnboromackem]

****ing thick uneducated ****ers who hate cyclists, that really winds me up

 

[Brian Storm]

Wide people who walk side by side and take up all the pavement so you have to go into the road to get past. Walk at a speed of about 2 miles a week.

Queue jumpers.

People who ask questions & don`t listen to the answers.

Foul mouthed chav mothers effing and blinding at little kids.

People who have opinions but without the intellect to substantiate or debate. e.g.
q. Why do you say it`s wrong/green/up/left/nonsense (or whatever)?
a. `cos it is.
q. yes, but why?
a. It just is.
**** off.

Are you a future me?

 

[grandpops]

Are you a future me?

I hope not mate purely for your sake.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

****ing thick uneducated ****ers who hate cyclists, that really winds me up

I don't hate all cyclists, the dead ones have my deepest sympathies.

 

[Brian Storm]

I hope not mate purely for your sake.

Well I've already developed chronic illness

 

[Commachio]

Runny eggs. If i want to eat a bag of snot i wouldnt say 'break the ****ing yolk'. Now take it back.

Runny eggs ffs. Look like AJ gob at a prison bukake party.

 

[Commachio]

Also Steak. I dont want to eat a ****ing Pirelli tyre.

Medium rare does not resemble a piece of coal.

Twats.

 

[mackemwelder]

people not holding the door open for you.
when you hold the door open, they don't say thank you.
people sneezing or coughing and not covering their nose or mouth.

sure there are a few more.

CNUTS who stop for a chat with there long lost mates in busy shopping centres and take up thew whole ****ing walkway.

 

[mackemwelder]

****ers who get in the outside lane and don't go anywhere, FFS Why? just move over and let faster cars pass or get off the ****ing roads and learn to drive.

 

[Commachio]

CNUTS who stop for a chat with there long lost mates in busy shopping centres and take up thew whole ****ing walkway.

****s waddling down the path at an inch an hour, babbling down their ****ing phone.

 

[mackemwelder]

****s waddling down the path at an inch an hour, babbling down their ****ing phone.

Aye, boils my piss too. Or ignorant ****s who come and stand next to you talking through their headphones, probably only listening to the speaking clock but pretending to be discussing business.

 

[mackemwelder]

****s waddling down the path at an inch an hour, babbling down their ****ing phone.

Aye, boils my piss too. Or ignorant ****s who come and stand next to you talking through their headphones, probably only listening to the speaking clock but pretending to be discussing business.