What will Suarez do next?

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What will Suarez do next?

  • Assault a team mate

  • Assault a referee/assistant referee

  • Assault a fan

  • Commit a career-ending (other player's career...) tackle

  • Take a dump on the pitch

  • Get caught speeding

  • Shoot a youth team player with an air rifle

  • Get in a twitter argument

  • Start a war by abusing Bolivian players/fans in an international

  • Run for President of Uruguay in breach of his player contract

  • Send the FA a parcel bomb

  • Get arrested for driving a golf buggy down a motorway while drunk

  • Blow up his own house using fireworks

  • Burn down up his own house by trying to burn a photo of Evra in a toaster

  • Knock a policeman's helmet off at a match to rapturous Scouse applause

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Canary Rob

Canary Rob

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Quiet board and so I thought we should get a poll going. Could even run a sweep stake, because let's face it, it's only a matter of time before Suarez lands himself in it again. Question is, what do people think he'll do.

Vote away.
 
Press conference slamming Liverpool and declaring his frustration at carrying 10 average players
 
I've cast my vote. Frankly I don't think running for president would breach his contract...
 
What about open his own burger chain where the customers are NOT given full details of the provenance of what they are eating!
 
Having completed his audition, Suarez is set to take the leading role in Hammer Films new production of Count Dracula
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I should also have put cosmetic surgery on his gnashers... joining the likes of Bale and Rooney in going under the knife for vanity's sake.
 
white horse said:
score against you.
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We were thinking someone controversial, though I think we're the first to admit that it's something he does regularly. Here's hoping we get to play Liverpool in the first six games next season, eh?

Ps it's called a joke.


Edit: because I didn't know who Ipswich were
 
Canary Rob said:
We were thinking someone controversial, though I think we're the first to admit that it's something he does regularly. Here's hoping we get to play you in the first six games next season, eh?

Ps it's called a joke.
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How are we likely to play Ipswich at all next year, let alone in the first six games?
 
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