What will Suarez do next?

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What will Suarez do next?

  • Assault a team mate

  • Assault a referee/assistant referee

  • Assault a fan

  • Commit a career-ending (other player's career...) tackle

  • Take a dump on the pitch

  • Get caught speeding

  • Shoot a youth team player with an air rifle

  • Get in a twitter argument

  • Start a war by abusing Bolivian players/fans in an international

  • Run for President of Uruguay in breach of his player contract

  • Send the FA a parcel bomb

  • Get arrested for driving a golf buggy down a motorway while drunk

  • Blow up his own house using fireworks

  • Burn down up his own house by trying to burn a photo of Evra in a toaster

  • Knock a policeman's helmet off at a match to rapturous Scouse applause

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