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What to do about IT

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by mackem911, Mar 31, 2011.

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  1. safc73

    safc73 Active Member

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    towards the top mate
     
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    safc73, Mar 31, 2011
  2. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    I laughed out loud at that comment.

    There must be a sense of hunour somewhere in that thick geordie heed.

    Lol Bart.
     
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    master-simpson, Mar 31, 2011
  3. Rokerlad59

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    What to do about IT? Good question with a myriad number of answers. Euthanasia with a forced donation to medical science, springs to mind, as I'm damned sure the geneticists would appreciate the chance to study ameobic tissue unchanged from the beginning of time.
     
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    Rokerlad59, Mar 31, 2011
  4. safc73

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    be careful bart, that’s how we works............ next he'll be trying to stick his microscopic dick in any/all of your orifices
     
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    safc73, Mar 31, 2011
  5. Smiffy

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    I always think of IT as "Bungalow"

    Thinks he's big down under, but clearly hasn't got much up top.
     
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    Smiffy, Mar 31, 2011
  6. safc73

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    he actually lives in a two storey house but has never been above the groundfloor.........he cannot work out how to use the stairs
     
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  7. mackem911

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    Is It in Gillingham?
     
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    mackem911, Mar 31, 2011
  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Biggy falls of his bike and hurts his head, went to the docs who told him you need a brain transplant, luckily they have three on offer, 1st is a prisoner who is a child molester for 6 thou, 2nd a rocket scientist for 20 thou and 3rd a skunk supporter for 40 mill, Biggy asked why the one he wants is so expensive. Cos its never been used you thick twat was the reply
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Mar 31, 2011
  9. safc73

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    no but good chance they are related
     
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    safc73, Apr 1, 2011
  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    once heard IT saying to his only friend (his cocker spaniel)

    "i hate me dad's new girlfriend"

    "she used to be mine"

    "well actually she's me sister"
     
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    Commachio, Apr 1, 2011
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