What to do about IT

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What to do about IT? Good question with a myriad number of answers. Euthanasia with a forced donation to medical science, springs to mind, as I'm damned sure the geneticists would appreciate the chance to study ameobic tissue unchanged from the beginning of time.
 
Biggy falls of his bike and hurts his head, went to the docs who told him you need a brain transplant, luckily they have three on offer, 1st is a prisoner who is a child molester for 6 thou, 2nd a rocket scientist for 20 thou and 3rd a skunk supporter for 40 mill, Biggy asked why the one he wants is so expensive. Cos its never been used you thick twat was the reply
 
once heard IT saying to his only friend (his cocker spaniel)

"i hate me dad's new girlfriend"

"she used to be mine"

"well actually she's me sister"