I had porridge for breakfast and a chicken salad for dinner. Tea will be a shake consisting of porridge oats, protein, skimmed milk, greek yogurt and a spoonful of almond butter.
Oh yeah, living the dream alright.
Got to shift the pounds I put on in eating way too much meat and KFC at the weekend. Had five kids on a sleepover and they wanted to try a bargain bucket. They left most of it, fat **** here was on hand to hoover up what was left!
They then all requested a full English for breakfast and proceeded to leave most of that too, the little bleeders. Even my special scrambled eggs.
My farts honked the next day I can tell thee.