Nothing. It's in a gravy ya ****ing pasta eating *****.
WTF did you put gravy in the oven for! Water, water not fooking gravy, you add the gravy at the end

Nothing. It's in a gravy ya ****ing pasta eating *****.

Fook sake, I have a kip for a few hours and in that time Comm has managed to furnace blast a casserole, and he thinks the toad in the hole is cooked when the little pigs look the same colour as when they went in.
Ya daft ****.WTF did you put gravy in the oven for! Water, water not fooking gravy, you add the gravy at the end![]()
You need one of these.I've just discovered how sharp my knives are. Even the ****ing bread knife. Cutting a bun in half.
Have i ever mentioned my knives![]()
Ya daft ****.
Double ****ed that ****You need one of these.
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Oh believe me. It tastes good. Dumplings are crispy on the top. Got a little bit off spice in three.Comm had a perfectly good looking casserole, in virtually it's raw state. How to screw it up in one hour after a few tinnies!
Oh believe me. It tastes good. Dumplings are crispy on the top. Got a little bit off spice in three.
As for the toad. All is good. Yorkshire not burnt. There's a fine line here.
Try doing one you pompous ****
Perfect dumplingsOh believe me. It tastes good. Dumplings are crispy on the top. Got a little bit off spice in three.
As for the toad. All is good. Yorkshire not burnt. There's a fine line here.
Try doing one you pompous ****
Perfect dumplings![]()
Was your mum given thalidomide as a supplement?You need one of these.
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**** no.I'm eating some cookies with my cuppa, does that count![]()
I really don't.You need one of these.
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Was your mum given thalidomide as a supplement?
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Ya daft ****The casserole was burnt, you don't put gravy in the oven, there is no need to. Water only, mix in gravy later.
The sausages were not cooked, even fooking Stevie Wonder would know that.