What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

WTF did you put gravy in the oven for! Water, water not fooking gravy, you add the gravy at the end

 

Comm had a perfectly good looking casserole, in virtually it's raw state. How to screw it up in one hour after a few tinnies!

 

Ya daft ****.

 

You need one of these.

 

I saw the starting pic.

I thought why has Comm put gravy in it.

I thought maybe Comm knows what he is doing.

1 hour later the answer.

DISASTER!

 

Double ****ed that ****

 

Oh believe me. It tastes good. Dumplings are crispy on the top. Got a little bit off spice in three.

As for the toad. All is good. Yorkshire not burnt. There's a fine line here.

Try doing one you pompous ****

 

Tonights entertainment.

 

The casserole was burnt, you don't put gravy in the oven, there is no need to. Water only, mix in gravy later.

The sausages were not cooked, even fooking Stevie Wonder would know that.

 

Perfect dumplings

 

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Was your mum given thalidomide as a supplement?

 

@brb what you cooking tonjght fella?

 

I'm eating some cookies with my cuppa, does that count

 

**** no.

 

I really don't.

 

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Here's Johnny!

 

Ya daft ****

 

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