What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

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Yeah, I know. Just pulling yer leg. Glad you knew what I was on about. Well, went into Sainsburys for some ham and onions and walked out with a bag of Biltong and a bottle of Talisker. There's something ****ing wrong with me.

You're like the bloke from the Fast Show. "Did you get the bread darling?" "Even better than that!".

With you, RHC as the Self Righteous Brother; Bazray as Kevin the Teen; KPR as Lance; Noblelox as Colin Hunt; and Davidako and MFG as the Old Gits we have the making of a half decent sketch show <ok>

It's my birthday tomorrow, so the missus made me choc chip muffins for tea tonight. Cracking.
 
returnofthesweatband:3391660 said:
Muffins for tea eh?? Sure there's a joke in there somewhere..



Chops good work.. <ok> bilatong is that like beef jerky?
Yeah. I love the stuff, either of them. Can't walk out of a supermarket without some and now they do big re sealable bags. I'm doomed to an inevitable future of bowel cancer. Anyone fancy a pint?
 
No, thank ****. Then again, it did have its benefits! I'm enjoying being home all the time but the odd night away is ok too it must be said.
 
Biltong is the south african version. Seems to be darker and a bit dryer than jerky, which is a tad sweeter too.

Whatever, I love them both.

Got to love a Diavolo, in fact a Pizza Express visit needs to be arranged. If only to save on buying any new crayons for the kids!
 
If your on orange you get buy one get one half price with your orange Wednesday voucher at cinema..

It wasn't as hot tonight as it is usually.. Sobi doused it with parmesan an chilli oil.. It is tremendous pizza. They've got rid of the wine I liked on the menu which was disappointing..
 
The mighty Lancashire. Wait 70 odd years to win the county championship and get ****ing relegated the next season. Typical of us. Red would understand my point, all the kids in the playground wouldn't. Which is ironic given both Manchester and Liverpool are cities in the original Lancashire and yet so few in that school yard have ever set foot in the place. ****s.
 
I'm probaly the only person that does this, but do you ever time your dinner so its ready for the start of a program. For some reason i get annoyed if i sit down to eat dinner in front of the tv and adverts are on it pisses me off.
 
Didnt someone else win the title a few years ago and get relegated the season after as well in County Cricket. Yorkshire maybe?
 
Funny old game cricket.. Sure something similar happened to Worcester..

I don't follow the county game though. So have no idea about any of it really.

Quite looking forward to going to the premiership rugby this season, we've expanded the ground a bit more so is easier to get tickets.. And they sell beer in two pint glasses. <ok>
 
A Manc isn't a Manchester United fan. A Manc is a person from Manchester. By the same token, scouser is someone from Liverpool, not a Liverpool fan. Therefore KPR is ****ing paddy and Baz is a cider drinking farmer yokel prick, neither are scousers or should be referred to as such. Watching brookside does not qualify you as scouse and supporting United doesn't make you a Manc. Just saying. They're ****ing halfwits. Again, ****s.