How about a few of us storm the meeting and pretend to kidnapp you? No!...ok, I'm all out of good ideas then...anyone got any **** ones!
Do a Suarez and take dive. Bash your head-fake blood but insist on staying at the meeting....Some other Spurs fan also stuck in the meeting will insist on escorting you to 'the hospital'.
Sorry when did the good ideas start? Must've missed them Fackin' get in! Watched most of the second half, gonna watch the whole game now anyway. COYS \o/