Maybe I should've been clearer in the OP but I'm not going to set fire to the building, run myself over(no matter how carefully), ignore everyone and start watching the game or pretend that I am partially deaf
The meeting is fairly informal, not quite enough to turn it into a pub "meeting" but enough for me get away with checking my phone from time to time. I think I'm going to go for the updates from the either the Beeb or Sky Sports app and then see if we can finish quicker if I just agree with what everyone says and don't ask any questions. I'm not ruling out a last minute change of heart though and switching my phone to silent, especially if I go all Ladbrokes advert if we score.
How about a few of us storm the meeting and pretend to kidnapp you?
No!...ok, I'm all out of good ideas then...anyone got any **** ones!


