Probably wont be for the next one either
I'll give you that one you ****.
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I'll give you that one you ****.
HIAG's missus has just popped into my shop, she's returned the anal beads that he was trying to use as a necklace. She also asked if I could supply some literature for him to read on the correct use of sex toys as she discovered him this morning shouting 'Yeah, you love it baby. Let the Rock God give it to you!' whilst trying to furiously finger the dildo she bought from me.
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Hoddle is a god
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Oh, for Heaven's sake! Unpluck your nose from Pixie's ring and take a breather, why don't you!
Phone the Police mate, this is getting serious
Calm down dear, you'll be threatening to sue me in no time!
The lads seem to be taking the piss out of you again HIAG.
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Hoddle is a god
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PS: I wrote the above with a wry smile on my face, and purely for comedic purposes.
(I have to include side-notes like these otherwise those with autistic tendencies take what I write at face-value).
(I have to include side-notes like these otherwise those with autistic tendencies take what I write at face-value).
He was blubbing about me participating earlier, silly **** loves to dish it out and then throws a wobbly when it gets thrown back in his face.
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Hoddle is a god
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Ah! Classic mistake! You're confusing segments of Pixie's Human Centipede for the lads.
The lads treated this thread with nothing but respect.
Ah the old 'I ****ed up on purpose' routine.
It was only a matter of time before you wheeled that old excuse out
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Hoddle is a god
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Oh, dear! It's interesting that this comment from you should appear almost immediately beneath my rather astute observation!
I rest my case, m'lud.
If you wrote it for comedic purposes then why are you crying about the 'lads' taking the piss out of you ?
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Hoddle is a god
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I do need to get over there more often and converse with you lads in your own tongue. I have always been afforded a warm welcome. The fire you lit for me was an extremely touching gesture. Admittedly, I didn't expect you to throw me onto that fire, but I do appreciate the sentiment.
HIAG, after me and the goat had finished with your missus earlier at my shop, she asked me if I could send you a manual on how to use a dildo, because she is getting frustrated with you trying to finger it and it's putting her off using it.
Please post your home address and bank details on here and I'll get it in the post to you mate.
Please post your home address and bank details on here and I'll get it in the post to you mate.
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Hoddle is a god
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None of the "lads" to whom you are referring are actually lads, mate. They are all segments of your perverse sexual experiments.