You're not going to make HIAG's 'Dildo fingering XI' laughing at comments that take the piss out him mate.
For the first 3 pages I was wondering A) how did anyone get to know Dido well enough to get in her knickers? and B) why did everyone doubt that it was possible to do that to Dido...was she a nun? Guess the school holidays have caused my brain to shut down!
Ok big sorry to HAIG for taking the piss, I've just done some extensive research and have disovered a ponographic parody of Edward Scissor Hands, where his scissor fingers are replaced with dildos!!! I'll be back in an hour or so.
Yes indeed he's an enigma alright. probably lost all his boyfriends money when he bought the ailing Blockbusters. As for "the lads" one can only assume you're talking about your local urinal as its very hard to imagine that anybody as thick and stupid as you could have any friends. Ps. Next time you go for a George Michael say hello to Stan for me!
Wrote bec Because you realised how ****ing stupid and out of touch with the real world you really are fat boy!
.. can't be arsed to read pages of surplus crap so someone please correct my summary if it's inaccurate ... Piskie runs a shop that stocks, hopefully amongst other things, dildos.. HIAG is a customer and has treated his missus to a dildo from the section for the visually impaired (self explanatory) ... but has become so intrigued by the braille instructions on said dildo that he can't stop touching it... Did I miss anything?
You missed the part where HIAG's missus caught him wearing her anal beads, thinking it was a necklace. But yeah other than that, it's pretty much been one big piss take. Poor lad, he puts so much effort into these threads too.
Ponographic is that a file that has instructions on fingering plastic toys,way back to when hiag was concieved? An alley in sheppy.
I don't think any of you 'lads' are going to make HIAG's 'Dildo fingering all stars XI' the way you are all ripping the piss out of the poor ****er.
