What kind of shop does Pixie run?

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SuckMyKlopp said:
I dont butthurt honest, but i like the way you said "extensive collection" as its true. such a collection would be a trophy laden goal fest of football if ever there were one.

i must ask, being so young and handsome and stuff... was video even around in the 60's to document your golden era?
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I wasn't around mate.
 
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highburyal said:
Hiag knows many ways to finger a dildo...thats why the ladies love him on a saturday night after his gig lolz
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It all makes sense now, when he's blathering on about 'fingering his fretboard' and 'playing with his stick' <laugh>
 
Despite Pixie's best efforts to derail this important thread, it is heartening to observe that the lads have taken it seriously, and have refrained from wummery.
 
commachio1 said:
Obviously a sex den and hiag is barred.

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HIAG's missus is a regular at my sex shop. Clearly frustrated by the lack of action she gets at home, she popped in recently to purchase a dildo. She came back again recently to exhasperatedly tell me that she'd caught her husband trying to finger it.
 
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PISKIE said:
HIAG's missus is a regular at my sex shop. Clearly frustrated by the lack of action she gets at home, she popped in recently to purchase a dildo. She came back again recently to exhasperatedly tell me that she'd caught her husband trying to finger it.
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Next time sell her a double ended one. That'll confuse the **** out of him.
 
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commachio1 said:
Next time sell her a double ended one. That'll confuse the **** out of him.
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<laugh> He'll probably think it's one half of a set of dumbbells.

HIAG turns to his missus : 'These dumbbells aren't very heavy, and why did you only buy one?'
HIAG's missus rolls her eyes, snatches the double ender off of HIAG and goes and locks herself in the bathroom.
 
commachio1 said:
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Typing anal bead necklace was a an experience. There was hiag in lots of compromising situations.
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Did you find the picture of him trying to use a cock ring as a nose piercing ?
 
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