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What kind of shop does Pixie run?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Jul 27, 2016.

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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    I wasn't around mate.
     
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    It all makes sense now, when he's blathering on about 'fingering his fretboard' and 'playing with his stick' <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 27, 2016
  3. Hoddle is a god

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    Despite Pixie's best efforts to derail this important thread, it is heartening to observe that the lads have taken it seriously, and have refrained from wummery.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Jul 28, 2016
  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Probably wont be for the next one either <laugh>
     
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    No one will be.
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Obviously a sex den and hiag is barred.

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    HIAG I'm afraid you've embarrassed yourself in front of the 'lads' with your dildo fingering confessions.
     
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    HIAG's missus is a regular at my sex shop. Clearly frustrated by the lack of action she gets at home, she popped in recently to purchase a dildo. She came back again recently to exhasperatedly tell me that she'd caught her husband trying to finger it.
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 28, 2016
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  9. Stan

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    HIAG fingers dildos?

    There's a shock.
     
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    Next time sell her a double ended one. That'll confuse the **** out of him.
     
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    <laugh> He'll probably think it's one half of a set of dumbbells.

    HIAG turns to his missus : 'These dumbbells aren't very heavy, and why did you only buy one?'
    HIAG's missus rolls her eyes, snatches the double ender off of HIAG and goes and locks herself in the bathroom.
     
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    He also wears anal beads as a necklace.
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 28, 2016
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    Don't all spuds?
     
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    @King Ossie64 may have something to say about HIAG's love of the dildo.
     
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    Typing anal bead necklace was a an experience. There was hiag in lots of compromising situations.
     
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    Did you find the picture of him trying to use a cock ring as a nose piercing ?
     
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    Im not typing that in.<laugh>

    His anal bead pics were disturbing enough.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Latest fashion in the hiag household.

    100-pcs-lot-Fun-sex-game-font-b-toys-b-font-for-couple-finger-sleeves-use.jpg
     
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