Off Topic What gets on your tits the most?

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Quentin's Jumbo Whiffy said:
I hate the ones who give me the impression that I have really done them a disservice by actually wanting to get on their bus. Like they are pissed off over the fact that I had the nerve to have to make them slow down to a stop and open their doors. And when you hand over a £10 note and they have to give you change.....woe betide!
Also when you are walking home alone in the dark and the bastard bus creeps up behind you and happens to go 'PSSSSHHHH!!!!' as it goes past. Im sure they just have a button that does nothing other than to make that noise, just to make people **** their pants.
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It's the compressor for the air brakes letting off pressure mate, lol.
Trucks do the same. I live near a main road & it wakes me up a lot.
Like them ****ing owls in the summer, hooting on all ****ing night.
 
Billy the Bastard said:
Sorry mate but I can't help lolling at that. <laugh>
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Anah mate, I can laugh about it now like, but at the time it was pretty scary. There I was pedaling along the road minding my own business, the next thing I knew I was flying through the air like ****ing superman and ended up in a heap on the grass verge and my bike was mangled to bits. (still under the bus) The cowardly **** never even got off the bus to see if I was OK and when I tried kicking the door open to get at him he kept trying to pull away which did my bike no favours at all.

So i'm with Vince on this one. BUS DRIVERS DO MY ****ING TITS IN!!!
 
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mackemwelder said:
Anah mate, I can laugh about it now like, but at the time it was pretty scary. There I was pedaling along the road minding my own business, the next thing I knew I was flying through the air like ****ing superman and ended up in a heap on the grass verge and my bike was mangled to bits. (still under the bus) The cowardly **** never even got off the bus to see if I was OK and when I tried kicking the door open to get at him he kept trying to pull away which did my bike no favours at all.

So i'm with Vince on this one. BUS DRIVERS DO MY ****ING TITS IN!!!
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You should write an autobiography mate it'd be funny as ****.
 
mackemwelder said:
Anah mate, I can laugh about it now like, but at the time it was pretty scary. There I was pedaling along the road minding my own business, the next thing I knew I was flying through the air like ****ing superman and ended up in a heap on the grass verge and my bike was mangled to bits. (still under the bus) The cowardly **** never even got off the bus to see if I was OK and when I tried kicking the door open to get at him he kept trying to pull away which did my bike no favours at all.

So i'm with Vince on this one. BUS DRIVERS DO MY ****ING TITS IN!!!
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I know' A bus driverwho knocked down and killed someone at the roundabout at Washington
 
SAFC Nacho said:
You should write an autobiography mate it'd be funny as ****.
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No ****er would believe it mate, I've not exactly led a sheltered life <laugh><laugh><laugh>

Years ago I actually started putting pen to paper about my escapades out here in Nigeria, all true stories as well mate, but when I read it back to myself even I didn't believe some of the **** i'd written so I binned it.
 
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Personal trainers in the gym who stand there and say 'well done' every 30 seconds to their clients. Tell the lump of **** to get up and move, £45 an hour he's paid to get his client fit and he is telling the lardbucket who's barely done a thing 'well done'... get the fat scruff outside in the car park running laps until he spews up last night's pizza FFS.
 
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mackemwelder said:
No ****er would believe it mate, I've not exactly led a sheltered life <laugh><laugh><laugh>

Years ago I actually started putting pen to paper about my escapades out here in Nigeria, all true stories as well mate, but when I read it back to myself even I didn't believe some of the **** i'd written so I binned it.
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Cyprussid wrote some of his.

Thats one cracking bloke.
 
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