People who omit the word “with”...
People who point out that somebody else has omitted the word “with”...
Off Topic what else should we try to ban
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People who point out that somebody else has omitted the word “with”...
Really? The Lancia marque has become a fairytale, now consisting of only one car which is only sold in Italy. **** you very much, Fiat.
I now have an overpowering urge to spend some money on a crappy old Lancia which will disintegrate from rust parked on the road outside my house. But it will be mine.
Banning things! That’s what it’s about, isn’t it? I’d ban British Gas, in particular their services/maintenance operation which we have paid a lot of money every month to ‘maintain’ our admittedly ancient boiler, who turn up today to fix something, which they do, then tell us they have to disable the ****ing thing because the flue has rotted and there is a carbon monoxide risk. So now we have no heating or hot water in November until we can get a new boiler installed. Thanks for the maintenance lads. I haven’t shaved for a few days and now it’s looks like I’ll be a hipster before the chance comes around again. NOOOOOOO! Considering joining the local gym so I can keep clean. Total humiliation.
Bollocks! It's for people who don't really like the taste of beer...
Yeah, make it every five please.
All verbal tics.
Daughter - ‘I’m not going to lie.....’
Son - ‘Trust me.....’
Wife - ‘Technically....’
My typical responses
Daughter - ‘why change the habit of a brief lifetime?’
Son - ‘I did once and regretted it’
Wife - ‘if it’s that technical I need to see the draughtsmans plans before we go any further’
Or the more general all encompassing ‘I have a very limited attention span and less time to live than you in all probability, please make every word count’
People who say 'literally' "I literally died!" (if only)
and who start a sentence with "You know..."
e.g. the other day small seagull said "You know Ronaldo?"
"No son, never heard of him."
and who start a sentence with "You know..."
e.g. the other day small seagull said "You know Ronaldo?"
"No son, never heard of him."
Inappropriate use of the word awesome.
For me something awesome is almost unbelievably attention grabbing, literally (and I mean literally) stand still, jaw dropping, what the **** amazing like bits of Blue Planet. Not a pair of trainers.
For me something awesome is almost unbelievably attention grabbing, literally (and I mean literally) stand still, jaw dropping, what the **** amazing like bits of Blue Planet. Not a pair of trainers.
Alright Harvey, calm down now. [HASHTAG]#MeToo[/HASHTAG]I’ll show you my knob then
Different Harvey reference, as you well know you cheeky monkey.
New Peugeot’s look nice they are on a roll
My Espace 3.5 V6 is now our most reliable car as it cruised through its MOT today
Engine is superb
My partner has M3 and has spent a load
My new Porsche has cost me £1200 since I brought it
You make your choice with cars and they nearly always kick you back
It’s only jealousy, I’m used to it. Anyway, I’m strawberry blond.I’d ban gingers too