Off Topic what else should we try to ban

Italian cars

 

What about cheese with mustard in it?

 

On yer bike. As long as you expect them to break down most are gorgeous. Style over substance every time.

What do you think of the Peugeot 3008? My wife wants one, looks like an identikit bus to me. But she has a Polo GTI which I want.

 

I'll see your Chris Evans and raise you Simon Cowell

 

I'm with you Stan. My current Italian stallion is the best looking yet unreliable piece of cap. Love it

 

I'll need to defer to greater intellects than myself but I believe mustard is a herb and not a fruit

 

Mustard is a condiment, you fool.

I commend a fine Welsh cheese called Y fenni. Hard cheese packed full of mustard. Sadly forbidden to me now because of stratospheric salt content, but I remember it with immense fondness. Couple with a medium quality port (good stuff would be wasted with this much mustard)

 

Oi, behave...

 

I'm not eating any cheese from y fenni

 

Fosters (and all the other ****, pissy 'beers')

A 'top' on a pint

 

tv programmes that recap after 10 minutes

 

Sometimes it’s useful.

Remind me what this thread is about.

 

Brexit.

 

A real man isn’t afraid to order a lager top.

Or a Guinness and blackcurrant.

 

You see, that’s where my short term memory lets me down. I could have sworn it was a cheese and wine thread. With cars.

 

I’d ban the word “ample”.

(a prize of a “**** off” to anybody who knows where that comes from)

 

and fairytales

 

From Middle French ample, from Latin amplus (“large”), probably for ambiplus (“full on both sides”), the last syllable akin to Latin plenus (“full”).

 

People who come out the word basically!

 

People who omit the word “with”...