Any utter moron (mainly the youth admittedly) that say the ridiculous word 'bae' instead of 'babe'. It beggars my belief that any parts of society need to abbreviate a four letter word.................... why?!
'A Panini' gets me too, as does the incorrect use of criterion/criteria, vertebra/vertebrae and several other misused plurals (sadly there is rarely any cause to ask for a scampo). I'm afraid I'm every bit the pedant that Uber is, whilst being blissfully unaware of all the grammatical errors that I myself surely make.
Never an oasis of pleasure for me Clean toilets and a good enough meal Let the unclean eat sliced raw carrots and pretend they are eco warriors
We are regressing back to cavemen Why use four letters when we can grunt and use a club and drag birds home
Stupid Christmas adverts saying such things as "Elvis as you've never heard him before......." well actually we have because he's dead and some techno wiz has simply digitised his voice onto a backing tracking played by an orchestra.......meh Actors and Comedians who think they can sing and release Christmas albums....... Harold fecking Redknapp........ Teams that play a reserve side in QF's of a cup competition saving themselves for a push on attaining mid table mediocrity in the Premier League, yes Leicester I'm talking about you.......why?, why?, why? TBC......
The council signwriters in Luton, who have mistakenly spelled the town Hitchin on the sign by the airport as HitchEn. Men who don't wear socks. People who wear hats indoors. People who wear sunglasses indoors. Ryanair. Charity TV adverts and the actors that do the voice overs. Chelsea. The current John Lewis ad. Spin off programmes such as Big Brothers Little Brother, The Apprentice - You're Fired. Jeremy Kyle (what a ****). .
The lack of parking at LR compared to other grounds. Text speak (M8, tomoz, etc). Mobile phones. School teachers who don't seem to care that our children are leaving school with poor writing abilities. Not EVERYTHING is typed. Wasps. What's the point? Pubs that charge you to go in on New Years Eve. Wetherspoons (characterless ****holes).
Blackamoor brooches, apparently. Could somebody please tell me why they’re racist as I’m completely at a loss? I’m now ****-scared to wear my Hendrix or Marley t-shirts.
Would it have been racist if the brooch was a white or Indian face Has the silly season started early