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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Nov 23, 2017.

  1. Hoop-Leif

    Hoop-Leif Well-Known Member

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    Any utter moron (mainly the youth admittedly) that say the ridiculous word 'bae' instead of 'babe'.

    It beggars my belief that any parts of society need to abbreviate a four letter word.................... why?!
     
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    'A Panini' gets me too, as does the incorrect use of criterion/criteria, vertebra/vertebrae and several other misused plurals (sadly there is rarely any cause to ask for a scampo). I'm afraid I'm every bit the pedant that Uber is, whilst being blissfully unaware of all the grammatical errors that I myself surely make.
     
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  3. Uber_Hoop

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    If you’re successful I’ll be the first to say fanx.
     
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    Calling someone "babe" is just as bad.
     
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  5. Lawrence Jacoby

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    Never an oasis of pleasure for me
    Clean toilets and a good enough meal
    Let the unclean eat sliced raw carrots and pretend they are eco warriors
     
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  6. Lawrence Jacoby

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    At the end of the day

    To be honest

    Hun
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    We are regressing back to cavemen
    Why use four letters when we can grunt and use a club and drag birds home
     
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  8. Hoop-Leif

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    Ug!!
     
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  9. Woodyhoopleson

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    Parents asking their children to do something 'for mummy', rather than 'for me'.

    Bizarre.
     
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  10. Tramore Ranger

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    Stupid Christmas adverts saying such things as "Elvis as you've never heard him before......." well actually we have because he's dead and some techno wiz has simply digitised his voice onto a backing tracking played by an orchestra.......meh

    Actors and Comedians who think they can sing and release Christmas albums.......

    Harold fecking Redknapp........

    Teams that play a reserve side in QF's of a cup competition saving themselves for a push on attaining mid table mediocrity in the Premier League, yes Leicester I'm talking about you.......why?, why?, why?

    TBC......
     
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  11. Star of David Bardsley

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    It is what it is.

    Misuse of ‘literally’.
     
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  12. sheffordqpr

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    The council signwriters in Luton, who have mistakenly spelled the town Hitchin on the sign by the airport as HitchEn.
    Men who don't wear socks. People who wear hats indoors. People who wear sunglasses indoors. Ryanair. Charity TV adverts and the actors that do the voice overs.
    Chelsea. The current John Lewis ad. Spin off programmes such as Big Brothers Little Brother, The Apprentice - You're Fired. Jeremy Kyle (what a ****).
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  13. Uber_Hoop

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    Coz day dum fuk?
     
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  14. Steelmonkey

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    Isn't that something you get with noodles?
     
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  15. sheffordqpr

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    The lack of parking at LR compared to other grounds. Text speak (M8, tomoz, etc). Mobile phones. School teachers who don't seem to care that our children are leaving school with poor writing abilities. Not EVERYTHING is typed. Wasps. What's the point? Pubs that charge you to go in on New Years Eve. Wetherspoons (characterless ****holes).
     
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  16. Star of David Bardsley

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    There’s decent free parking at LR if you know where to go....
     
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  17. Uber_Hoop

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    Blackamoor brooches, apparently. Could somebody please tell me why they’re racist as I’m completely at a loss?

    I’m now ****-scared to wear my Hendrix or Marley t-shirts.
     
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  18. durbar2003

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    Same thought as you
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

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    Would it have been racist if the brooch was a white or Indian face
    Has the silly season started early
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    Oh no it hasn’t!
     
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