What do ye fellas like .......................................... ?

Herz are bigga then mine !! jeeeeezzzzz

 

Aye a fine pair indeed but no match for my sweatheart <inlove>

 

A pulse, then again i wouldnt be too fussed.

 

Randy Orton rules.

 

Thes some wee gud lukin lasses wid big teets an fine bods on here

 

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Wouldn't mind packing down behind this ..............

 

It's a woman's intelligence that I go for.

Probably why I am also referred to as "The Thinking Woman's Crumpet"

This mysogynistic treatment of women I abhor.




























Failng that a decent pair of bazoomas and nice pert buttocks and a welcoming mouth usually does the trick

 

I look for somebody who takes good care of themselves, who's a good conversationalist, fun to be with, attractive but mostly asleep.

 

I like them not to notice me in their back garden of a night....

 

Damn those lights that go on automatically with movement!!

 

Guard Geese, they're the worst.

 

It's why I go out raping naked, painted grey with a fig leaf over my boaby. Then I can pretend to be a statue when they come on

 

I usually hide behind a garden gnome....Hopefully one that has a fishing rod sticking up.

 

Not nearly as bad as bumping into VenomPD trying to move in on your patch with a fig leaf.

 

Was that you in the Old Folks Home garden the other night then?

 

Aye, and I don't appreciate you sniffing those auld worn out mattresses....That's ma patch!!!

 

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Thats what im talkin about

 

Which one is ye lass ?

 

if i had a lass do you think i would be browsing tinternet at this time of night??
if you mean what ones my fave then the bigun on the left ta

 

U call this night. u nae lived bhoy