What do ye fellas like .......................................... ?
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It's a woman's intelligence that I go for.
Probably why I am also referred to as "The Thinking Woman's Crumpet"
This mysogynistic treatment of women I abhor.
Failng that a decent pair of bazoomas and nice pert buttocks and a welcoming mouth usually does the trick
Probably why I am also referred to as "The Thinking Woman's Crumpet"
This mysogynistic treatment of women I abhor.
Failng that a decent pair of bazoomas and nice pert buttocks and a welcoming mouth usually does the trick
What do you fellas like/look for in a good lass ?
I look for somebody who takes good care of themselves, who's a good conversationalist, fun to be with, attractive but mostly asleep.
I look for somebody who takes good care of themselves, who's a good conversationalist, fun to be with, attractive but mostly asleep.
I like them not to notice me in their back garden of a night....
I like them not to notice me in their back garden of a night....
Damn those lights that go on automatically with movement!!
Damn those lights that go on automatically with movement!!
Guard Geese, they're the worst.
Damn those lights that go on automatically with movement!!
It's why I go out raping naked, painted grey with a fig leaf over my boaby. Then I can pretend to be a statue when they come on 
I usually hide behind a garden gnome....Hopefully one that has a fishing rod sticking up.
Not nearly as bad as bumping into VenomPD trying to move in on your patch with a fig leaf.
Not nearly as bad as bumping into VenomPD trying to move in on your patch with a fig leaf.
Was that you in the Old Folks Home garden the other night then?
Aye, and I don't appreciate you sniffing those auld worn out mattresses....That's ma patch!!!
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Thats what im talkin about
Which one is ye lass ?
if i had a lass do you think i would be browsing tinternet at this time of night??
if you mean what ones my fave then the bigun on the left ta
if i had a lass do you think i would be browsing tinternet at this time of night??
if you mean what ones my fave then the bigun on the left ta
U call this night. u nae lived bhoy