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Tobes said:
Jehovah's knocking on your door at 11 pm?

Sounds legit

Yet another work of fiction from HIAB
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My old grandad found a great way to get rid of them!

He took all their literature, books, pamphlets, the lot. And asked them to come back in a week's time.

In a week, back they came thinking they'd got a catch. My grandad was a voracious reader and a very bright man. When they turned back up at his doorstep he was ready!

He stood there and questioned and argued with them for over an hour. He'd read every single thing they'd left him, made notes, etc. After an hour or more they finally gave up and left!...

They never came back!...<laugh>
 
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NowsufferinginSpain said:
My old grandad found a great way to get rid of them!

He took all their literature, books, pamphlets, the lot. And asked them to come back in a week's time.

In a week, back they came thinking they'd got a catch. My grandad was a voracious reader and a very bright man. When they turned back up at his doorstep he was ready!

He stood there and questioned and argued with them for over an hour. He'd read every single thing they'd left him, made notes, etc. After an hour or more they finally gave up and left!...

They never came back!...<laugh>
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Is Fosse your grandad?
 
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NowsufferinginSpain said:
My old grandad found a great way to get rid of them!

He took all their literature, books, pamphlets, the lot. And asked them to come back in a week's time.

In a week, back they came thinking they'd got a catch. My grandad was a voracious reader and a very bright man. When they turned back up at his doorstep he was ready!

He stood there and questioned and argued with them for over an hour. He'd read every single thing they'd left him, made notes, etc. After an hour or more they finally gave up and left!...

They never came back!...<laugh>
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The Adam and Eve question always leaves most of them a bit flustered.

So, God created Adam and Eve, and they had 2 sons, Cain and Abel.....so....what next?
 
Tobes said:
The Adam and Eve question always leaves most of them a bit flustered.

So, God created Adam and Eve, and they had 2 sons, Cain and Abel.....so....what next?
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They had a larger family in the Bible - only two are famous names though. However the next generation after must have been product of Brother and Sister.
 
I had one call at my drum once, I asked them to come in and made them a sandwich and a pot of brew.

I then asked them what they wanted to talk to me about and they looked at each other and one said they didn't know as they had never got this far before.
 
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Robby202 said:
I had one call at my drum once, I asked them to come in and made them a sandwich and a pot of brew.

I then asked them what they wanted to talk to me about and they looked at each other and one said they didn't know as they had never got this far before.
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I bet that confused **** out of them. 'He actually let us in, what'd we do now'. ??
 
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They oraite..easy prey.

I've had a few knock on the door, an hour or so later they shake my hand say Salam o laikum and off they go..converted to Islam...BOOM...easy peasy lemon squeezy.
 
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Apparently, JWs believe that illegitimate children cannot gain entry into the Kingdom of Paradise.

Best defence that Bambi has, therefore, is to inform them, right from the off, that he's a boring bastard, and that should do the trick. No point in them speaking to Bambi!

Please, no thanks, Bambi.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Apparently, JWs believe that illegitimate children cannot gain entry into the Kingdom of Paradise.

Best defence that Bambi has, therefore, is to inform them, right from the off, that he's a boring bastard, and that should do the trick. No point in them speaking to Bambi!

Please, no thanks, Bambi.
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Well that's us all ****ed then and damned to eternal damanation because some cranks have determined they're the only ones who could be right. Typical religious fruit cakes. Why did you feel the need to abuse another poster with your stupid wummery?
 
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