What are you doing?

My old grandad found a great way to get rid of them!

He took all their literature, books, pamphlets, the lot. And asked them to come back in a week's time.

In a week, back they came thinking they'd got a catch. My grandad was a voracious reader and a very bright man. When they turned back up at his doorstep he was ready!

He stood there and questioned and argued with them for over an hour. He'd read every single thing they'd left him, made notes, etc. After an hour or more they finally gave up and left!...

They never came back!...

 

Is Fosse your grandad?

 

Nah! Fosse just sounds like somebody's grandad!...

 

The Adam and Eve question always leaves most of them a bit flustered.

So, God created Adam and Eve, and they had 2 sons, Cain and Abel.....so....what next?

 

They had a larger family in the Bible - only two are famous names though. However the next generation after must have been product of Brother and Sister.

 

Does that infuriate you, Skiddy?

 

I had one call at my drum once, I asked them to come in and made them a sandwich and a pot of brew.

I then asked them what they wanted to talk to me about and they looked at each other and one said they didn't know as they had never got this far before.

 

I bet that confused **** out of them. 'He actually let us in, what'd we do now'. ??

 

They oraite..easy prey.

I've had a few knock on the door, an hour or so later they shake my hand say Salam o laikum and off they go..converted to Islam...BOOM...easy peasy lemon squeezy.

 

One wonders how JW's would feel being the product of an incestuous family?

 

same as you probably

 

Lol it doesn't bother me but then I'm not a believer of fairy tales but those who think they are righteous might?

 

Loaded statement^^^^

Aaaksin for a tussle.

 

Apparently, JWs believe that illegitimate children cannot gain entry into the Kingdom of Paradise.

Best defence that Bambi has, therefore, is to inform them, right from the off, that he's a boring bastard, and that should do the trick. No point in them speaking to Bambi!

Please, no thanks, Bambi.

 

Bring it on I'm up for a discussion

 

I just mediate and make sure things run smoothly. Flanders will be up for it.

@highburyal

 

Well that's us all ****ed then and damned to eternal damanation because some cranks have determined they're the only ones who could be right. Typical religious fruit cakes. Why did you feel the need to abuse another poster with your stupid wummery?

 

Is that a cop out then?

 

No....it's because these conversations are draining. End of the day I'm going home and still worshipping the Lord almighty above and you will still think he is a ****, even though you don't believe in him.

See I summarised it and saved us a debate.

 

That's not being very nice to Bambi, Robbie.