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so i was at a party last night.... long story short a woman got her boob out and squeezed out about an inch worth of breast milk into a glass and added some disaronno!

im not usually easily shocked but disaronno and milk actually really work together. would try again.
 
Having a pint and a packet of pork scratchings while 'watching' my eldest at tennis.
My apologies to all you non pork eaters, I know how such innocent things can be deemed racist on this board. It's not a dig, I just like them.

Tomorrow will play golf then build a small wall, Sunday will coach the U7''s and carry on with said wall.

The wall is to keep me neighbours out. They're foreign, obvs.
 
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I'm actually watching two blokes play racket ball.

It's so typically American. Let's take an existing game, squash in this case, change a couple of things to make it easier. The balls being bigger and bouncy for instance.

Then pretend we invented it. Probably.
 
Having a pint and a packet of pork scratchings while 'watching' my eldest at tennis.
My apologies to all you non pork eaters, I know how such innocent things can be deemed racist on this board. It's not a dig, I just like them.

Who takes offence to that?
 
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